Phil Collins broke up with one of his wives by fax. Probably the same wife he wrote "In Too Deep" about! Awesome! By the way, either you are one of the greatest satirists of all time, or you need to turn in your man card.
On topic: my vote would go to C. Aguilera. The "Drrrrrrty" stuff was just a bonus. Terrific. I've never read Ellis. Is this from the novel or just the film?
Carl Wilson of the Beach Boys Jarvis Cocker of Pulp Gram Parsons Neil Finn (Split Enz, Crowded House) Carla Thomas (Stax recording artist) Tim Burgess of the Charlatans Greg Dulli of the Afghan Whigs Captain Beefheart Elvis Costello Chrissie Hynde Ray Davies
George Michael (no, not the Arrested Development George Michael) Don't front. The guy is strange but very talented.