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Poll closed Nov 1, 2011.

  1. Ursula

    8 vote(s)
    5.6%

  2. Sleeping Beauty

    9 vote(s)
    6.3%

  3. Pocahontas

    21 vote(s)
    14.6%

  4. Meg?

    4 vote(s)
    2.8%

  5. Mulan

    1 vote(s)
    0.7%

  6. Jasmine

    43 vote(s)
    29.9%

  7. Esmeralda

    15 vote(s)
    10.4%

  8. Belle

    26 vote(s)
    18.1%

  9. 14 year old chick from Little Mermaid. You are a pedophile.

    17 vote(s)
    11.8%
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  1. ClutchCityReturns

    ClutchCityReturns Member

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    Pocahantas.

    Would have been Ariel, but I hear her cooch smells like fish.
     
    #21 ClutchCityReturns, Oct 25, 2011
  2. Fyreball

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    I question the manhood of anyone who wouldn't want to show a whole new world to Princess Jasmin.....
     
    #22 Fyreball, Oct 25, 2011
  3. Ender120

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    My three are:

    1. Pocahontas (Tia Carrere ftw!)
    2. Belle (Angelina Jolie thing going on)
    3. Tie between Megara and Esmeralda, both look like too much fun

    Jazmine looks too much like KK, which is a negative for me, because I kept imagining her as stupid as Kim.

    Sleeping Beauty's "high cheekbones" make her look like she just got slugged in the face.

    Ariel and Mulan were nice, of course, but I wish they would have done the chick from Princess and the Frog. Tinkerbell will be hot, and the chick from Tarzan, if they ever do her.

    Yes, I just posted in a thread about which fictional woman is hotter, big whoop, you wanna fight about it?

    Also, where's Snow White?
     
    #23 Ender120, Oct 26, 2011
  4. RocketsRed14

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    1. Belle
    2. Jasmine
    3. Ariel
    4. esmeralda
    5. Mulan
    6. Pocahontas
    7. Meg
    8. Sleeping beauty
    9. Ursula (Don't think she has much power when she's dead)
     
    #24 RocketsRed14, Oct 26, 2011
  5. SwoLy-D

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    It's a toss up between indonesian/fillipino look-alike Pocahontas and deformed-arm Esmeralda. :eek: PocaHontas wins.

    Asia Carrera?
     
    #25 SwoLy-D, Oct 26, 2011
  6. liljojo

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    Here she is:
    [​IMG]

    And Tarzan's girl's name is Jane.
     
    #26 liljojo, Oct 26, 2011
  7. Wakko67

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    Saw these the other day. I tend to like these slightly more than the realistic ones. Probably NSFW.

    Beauty and The Beast
    [​IMG]

    Snow White
    [​IMG]

    Alice in Wonderland
    [​IMG]

    Cinderella
    [​IMG]

    Tinkerbell
    [​IMG]

    The last two are tied for my favorite. :eek:

    Little Mermaid
    [​IMG]

    Sleeping Beauty
    [​IMG]

    Here's the site.
    http://www.dumage.com/disney-for-adults/

    You're welcome pervs!
     
    #27 Wakko67, Oct 26, 2011
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  8. RocketsRed14

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    REPPED!! :p
     
    #28 RocketsRed14, Oct 26, 2011
  9. Dairy Ashford

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    Nope.
     
    #29 Dairy Ashford, Oct 26, 2011
  10. iconoclastic

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    I voted Ursula just because she was one of the choices.
     
    #30 iconoclastic, Oct 26, 2011
  11. Tom Bombadillo

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    Worst joke ever?
     
    #31 Tom Bombadillo, Oct 26, 2011
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    The things I would do to Jasmine. Aladdin is one lucky SOB! :grin:
     
    #32 ascaptjack, Oct 26, 2011
  13. shastarocket

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    If you must know...

    Evelyn Lin (google image search obviously NSFW)

    [​IMG]

    Spoiler for Large but SFW pic
    [​IMG]
     
    #33 shastarocket, Oct 26, 2011
  14. aghast

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    Tramp!

    NSFW--language:
    <iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/y410SQD2mz8?start=51" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #34 aghast, Oct 26, 2011
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  15. david_rocket

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    top 5:

    1. belle
    2. pocahontas
    3. jasmine
    4. sleeping beauty
    5. ariel

    meg looks like a crack w****.
     
    #35 david_rocket, Oct 26, 2011
  16. Dairy Ashford

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    I'm sorry, but we gotta be the sorriest generation ever.
     
    #36 Dairy Ashford, Oct 26, 2011
  17. Lynus302

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    I like the demure look. Belle ftw.
     
    #37 Lynus302, Oct 26, 2011
  18. rimrocker

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    I wish they would have picked a better pose for Belle, but I'll still go with her because she's a babe who likes to read books and I'm kind of beastly. She'd probably be the only one I could come close to closing in real life. I guess Mulan also spent some time with the common folk, but most of those chicks only go for the rich pretty boys. If Prince Charming had grown up in my town we would have kicked his pansy ass from hell to breakfast. On the other hand, Prince Philip fights dragons and stuff, so he would have been begrudgingly accepted and probably ended up playing QB.

    Yes, I have two daughters and yes, I have watched many of these films several times and yes, I have to think about this stuff way too much just to get through them. The things you do for your kids.
     
    #38 rimrocker, Oct 26, 2011
  19. TexasFight

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    That's probably why she dressed up as Jasmine for Halloween a few years back...

    [​IMG]
     
    #39 TexasFight, Oct 26, 2011
  20. da_juice

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    Something about their faces just don't look right. Can't quite explain it.
     
    #40 da_juice, Oct 26, 2011
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