The most illegal thing I've seen in the history of wrestling.

i lost it on the head slide. :grin:

 

Announcer: How am I not hypnotized?

Yes, how indeed?

 

I kept thinking the cardboard was a sign they were going to raise up at some point. Even towards the end. Mostly because all the break dancing wasn't even done on the cardboard.

I also sort of thought they were going to make the fat guy that stripped down outside the ring go and sit on the dude's face.

 

These guys have nothing on the Human Tornado:

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I had the sound turned down when I first watched the video and I kept thinking to myself, "Where is the wrestling - it's just a bunch of jackwagons dancing." Then I read the posts and saw something about hypnosis and of course, I had to re-watch it but with the sound turned up.

For anyone out there that is even REMOTELY thinking that professional wrestling is real, please watch this clip and then tell yourself how much of an idiot you have been all these years.

I do admit that I laughed and I'm giving the op some rep for this.

 

Began losing it at 0:52.... completely lost it at 1:04...

 

Worst day in wrestling history.

 

I laughed so hard and was only 1 minute in

 

For anyone that still thinks it's necessary to inform anyone over the age of 12 that pro wrestling is fake:

Please don't come REMOTELY close to procreating.

 

Vince McMahon needs to bring back Koko B. Ware and Ravishing Rick Rude back to the Wrestling circuit to compete with these guys, that **** was crazy!!!

 

I asked New Jack how did he feel when people told him wrestling was fake. He proceeded with a demonstration.

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Says the guy that just found out that Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler were friends in real life.

 

Repped! It's really annoying to see people post that wrestling is fake like nobody knows it. They shout it to the whole world to reveal the truth like they discovered a conspiracy.

 

LMAO what a freaking dumbass. You've obviously never been in a fight where you had to hypnotize your foe and then break dance your way to a win. You're probably the type to run away like a girly man or roll over in the fetal position while you get stomped out.

 

I fought a friend of mine in the 3rd grade because he was trying to convince me that WWF was fake. I refuted that it wasn't fake because just a few days prior, I saw an episode where Tatanka (my hero then) was finally defeated and had blood gushing out of his head and had to be taken out via ambulance.

 

If you thought the video was funny, here is the description of the Osirian Portal from their Facebook page:


"(Due to the lack of technology in the times of egypt, The Osirian Portal do not know how to work a computer. I am a slave being forced to spread the funk across every form of media i that i can. If I do not, Amasis has threatened to use the portal to send me back in time and leave me in the Ice Age.)


This is the Facebook for The Venomous and Vile, Ophidian, and The Funky Pharaoh, Amasis. Collectively, this tandem is known as The Osirian Portal. These great men hail from the last great dynasty of egypt. That Dynasty is the 26th one which is ruled by The Dance Sensation that Defeats all Nations, Amasis. The snake that accompanies him is his right hand man, Ophidian. Created by Osiris to be his Personal Hitman, Ophidian battles with a serpentine style that has never been seen by mankind. With the Portal Of Osiris(Its what they use to travel through time) in this Duos hand, nothing can stop them from being the only men to conquer the Past, Present, and Future! Chikara, Professional Wrestling, America, Egypt, The World, Can you dig it!!!!!!!"

 

That was awesome. Those guys must be undefeated.

Our only hope to defeat this juggernaut...

 

I love how the crowd cheered like it was real.

 

I would've cheered my ass off lol This is 100 times better than John Cena

 

'HE'S CUTTING A LINE... or a rug whatever that saying is...'