The most horrifying story ever told

Just nickname her nubby or the One-arm bandit.

I recall taking some cute girl home who was missing an arm about 12 years ago.

I made her do one arm pushups.

And yes. I still think it is funny.

 

That happened to me in class 3 weeks ago. I asked a girl how long she has been pregnant when she wasn't really pregnant. I have to see her 3 days a week, so that isn't too pleasant. Final exams couldn't come any sooner.

 

Tomorrow walk up to her raise your hand up and say, "High Five !"

 

Just announce that you have one testicle very proudly. That should even things out karmicly?

At least you didnt go any further with the jokes. Assign her a pirate nickname or something.

 

Only 1 problem. It was never funny.

 

TTIWWP!

 

Next time she is carrying something you should offer to "giver her a hand."

 

Quit responding to me, asshead. I've never seen someone get banned, and then come back in and talk so much crap.

You'll be outta here soon enough.

EDIT: I looked it up based on you recalling something I had said towards YOU in the Smoking Ban thread.

Doh! Gee, I wondered how long it'd take NewYorker to come back in.

See ya loser.

 

Damn dude, that sucks. I'd seriously find a new job.

 

You could give her gloves as a make up gift.

 

make just shake her hand and get it over with

 

Get her a nail polish. Pink and Red ones work the best!

 

I agree...you should call her bluff. Tell her you think she's full of crap.

 

you can make up by inviting her over to play some video games

 

I think your wife would prefer that you cut off your own ______ if you sleep with her.

 

Oh, and this is not that horrifying a story.

The thread was misleading, as I was expecting some sick, twisted tale of some sort.

What a let down!

 

Maybe you can make it up to her by asking her to play golf this weekend.

Be sure to ask her if she has a glass eye first.

 

So does she have a peg or wooden stump in its place?