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The Morey-Chuck Norris thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by the_hustler, Feb 18, 2010.

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  1. thcdrummer007

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    Daryl Morey is what Willis was talkin' about
     
    #41 thcdrummer007, Feb 18, 2010
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  2. Jeff

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    Straight PIMP!

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    #42 Jeff, Feb 18, 2010
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  3. Launch Pad

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    Daryl Morey had a stare down contest with his own reflection in the mirror ... and won!
     
    #43 Launch Pad, Feb 18, 2010
  4. thcdrummer007

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    Daryl Morey is the reason Waldo is hiding....
     
    #44 thcdrummer007, Feb 18, 2010
  5. TopsDrop

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    Wow, everyone is just posting chuck norris jokes replaced with morey. How creative.

    Can anyone be original. I made mine up off the dome son!
     
    #45 TopsDrop, Feb 18, 2010
  6. Clutch

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    Re-post... Morey on fire

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    #46 Clutch, Feb 18, 2010
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  7. TopsDrop

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    LMAO....his shirt is hilarious
     
    #47 TopsDrop, Feb 18, 2010
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    To be fair I got mine from Robin Harris. I think it was from "Do the Right Thing"
     
    #48 nickb492, Feb 18, 2010
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    Well the title is the Morey - Chuck Norris thread.....

    Anyhoo: When Donnie Walsh goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Daryl Morey.
     
    #49 BucMan55, Feb 18, 2010
  10. Launch Pad

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    Daryl Morey is so persuasive, he made up a Chuck Norris joke and made TopsDrop think it was his [ie, TopsDrop's] own idea! :p
     
    #50 Launch Pad, Feb 18, 2010
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    Wasn't that the point of the thread???

    Feddy Kruegar has nightmares about DARYL "Nightmare" MOREY
     
    #51 rockets934life, Feb 18, 2010
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    Daryll Morey takes it easy and because it's easy, he takes it twice.
     
    #52 coachbadlee, Feb 18, 2010
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    NEW SIGS! :grin:
     
    #53 waytookrzy079, Feb 18, 2010
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    When Chuck Norris sneezes, he says "God-Morey-Me"
     
    #54 champagneben, Feb 18, 2010
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    "...But Adam was lonely and he asked the Lord to create for him a mate.

    That night, the Lord took a rib from Adam and created a Woman, who was beautiful and offered Adam love and companionship."


    Dude...a rib? Can you imagine what Daryl Morey would have gotten for that rib? He'd probably get three women and two future draft picks. For a a couple locks of hair he could have gotten a neverending keg of beer and a 96-inch Flatscreen.
     
    #55 Wooderson, Feb 18, 2010
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    If Superman and the Flash were to race to the end of the world you know who would win?..........................Daryl Morey
     
    #56 RocketJoe, Feb 18, 2010
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    Daryl Morey is currently being penciled in as the 9th wonder of the modern world.
     
    #57 Al Capone, Feb 18, 2010
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    Morey's t-shirt reads:

    I AM A
    MOTHERF**K*R
     
    #58 RocketRaccoon, Feb 18, 2010
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    Morey is so smooth he could make the "Sura faints" line seem funny.
     
    #59 Pistol Pete, Feb 18, 2010
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    Daryl Morey doesn't do push-ups. He pushes down. And the ground gets the hell out of the way.
     
    #60 hbxlucky, Feb 18, 2010
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