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The Mexican Mafia

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, Jul 19, 2010.

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  1. El Hitman

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    So I've been doing some part-time bartending for about 6 months now, and a couple weeks back, on my down time I invented a new shot. It's called The Mexican Mafia. It consists of a medium sized glass (salt on rim) filled halfway with Corona, 2 dashes of fresh squeezed lime juice, 3 dashes Tabasco sauce. Then fill a small shot glass with Patron Silver, and drop it in the glass...get ready and shoot it all at once. :grin: It SOUNDS terrible but believe me...I've proved everyone wrong, once they taste it they love it. It tastes awesome, and it's waay better than drinking Patron straight *yuk*. So what do yo drink? Do you have anything special in particular or a favorite mixed drink???

    Disclaimer: 3 or 4 of these throughout the night will cause temporary memory loss.

    - hellboy
     
    #1 El Hitman, Jul 19, 2010
  2. RedRedemption

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    Damn... and I thought you were on a noble quest to bust up the Mexican Mafia. :(
     
    #2 RedRedemption, Jul 19, 2010
  3. El Hitman

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    Well you can't hate on Mexican beer and liquor. It's the shizznitz. :grin:
     
    #3 El Hitman, Jul 19, 2010
  4. MoBalls

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    I dont understand how you kids always have to ruin a nice Tequila. Why not cherish your Tequila....hold it.... hug it...enjoy it....sip it.

    Try Casa Noble my friend. My tequila of the month. ;)
     
    #4 MoBalls, Jul 19, 2010
  5. SamCassell

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    One strike for wasting Patron in a mixed drink, a second for naming said drink after a hard core prison gang.
     
    #5 SamCassell, Jul 19, 2010
  6. Ubiquitin

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    *yuk*
    LOL
     
    #6 Ubiquitin, Jul 19, 2010
  7. ChumpCity

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    Dissapointed........

    The thread title had so much promise. Especially considering who the OP was.....
     
    #7 ChumpCity, Jul 19, 2010
  8. SwoLy-D

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    I don't know about "Patron straight *yuk*", sir... but I will try it. :cool:

    Like I would really say NO to some Tequila...? :p
     
    #8 SwoLy-D, Jul 19, 2010
  9. leroy

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    3rd strike for using Corona.

    Then again, the only way to make Corona even remotely drinkable is to mix a bunch of crap in it.
     
    #9 leroy, Jul 19, 2010
  10. Jontro

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    temporary memory loss, eh?

    [​IMG]
     
    #10 Jontro, Jul 19, 2010
  11. El Hitman

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    Where are all the alcoholics? They should try this. :grin:
     
    #11 El Hitman, Jul 19, 2010
  12. RoxSqaud

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    Well....now im watching this on youtube.....

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    #12 RoxSqaud, Jul 19, 2010
  13. dsnow23

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    a) Leroy is right. Corona is crap
    b) the drink you "invented" is called a sumbarine.

    I prefer boilermakers.
     
    #13 dsnow23, Jul 19, 2010
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    Sorry. I didn't realized you had added tobasco. I guess that would change it a little bit.

    If you use bohemia, anejo tequila, and cholula, it might taste better .
     
    #14 dsnow23, Jul 19, 2010
  15. El Hitman

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    Someone invented this already? Crap. Well I added Tabasco sauce. Brilliant!!! :grin:
     
    #15 El Hitman, Jul 19, 2010
  16. The_Yoyo

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    i thought this was going to be some elaborate story about how SwoLy-D was caught
     
    #16 The_Yoyo, Jul 19, 2010
  17. bladeage

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    The only way Patron should be drank is straight.
     
    #17 bladeage, Jul 19, 2010
  18. OkayAyeReloaded

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    Isn't this copyright infringement?

    [​IMG]

    ;) Your shot recipe sounds good, I may have to try it.

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    This stuff is great, probably my favorite tequila when I can afford it.
     
    #18 OkayAyeReloaded, Jul 19, 2010
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