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The Mansion Gentleman's Club

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El Hitman, Sep 10, 2011.

  1. SacTown

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    Get on the pole
     
  2. IBTL

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    good jorb elhitman.

    so we need to know stats and numbers.

    What is the racial makeup of said hores?
    how many hores are working on the day shift and how many are at night?
    what are the best times to be there?(methinks the night of the 4th of the month before rent is due)
    what is the cost for a hand job vs say bareback champagne room tagging? Need some price breakdowns, and let us know if that does or does not include foreplay

    if i bring a canned food item, and a list of all my current, and former monikers, can I get an even better hookup?

    also what is the best detergent to get w**** stank off of? I usually just stop and get gas on the way home.. then I spray a little gasoline on me, then tell wifey I had a little 'gas spill accident' at the gas station. sure she thinks Im clumsy but that hores stank is resilient I tell ya

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  3. Mr. Brightside

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    You shouldn't use the word kike. That is offensive. These people have been in bondage for over 5000 years. Please show some respect.
     
  4. El Hitman

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    Sorry I haven't had time to reply to you guys, been really busy. Our girls are gonna be mostly latin and white. But trust me when I say this...we have a lot of freakin hot girls just WAITING to go work there. This club has been in the process of opening for over 6 months, so we're gonna have girls coming from 1-10 East, North Side, Katy, Southwest, South Houston and pretty much everywhere you can think of. Me and Saul go to strip clubs all the time to recruit girls so they can come work for us, so we have quite the following. And I will be there every day of the week so if you show up just ask for "Hellboy" that's my strip club name. I'll log back on later, if ya'll have any more questions. Thanks for the support.


    And if it IS your birthday, bring all of your friends...we'll make sure you have a blast!



    Hellboy
     
  5. TheRealist137

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    Pics of the girls please
     
  6. rocketfan83

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    hmmmm those are near college town drink prices...That might be tempting for a MNF game or something....
     
  7. RunninRaven

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    So is there going to be actual nudity? Didn't you say in the other thread that this was going to be a bikini bar, which means they have to keep a top and bottom on, or something?
     
  8. Gutter Snipe

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    Now there's a valid question! For all y'all asking for more than one free drink...come on, there's $1.25 Coronas for Pete's sake!

    Good luck El Hitman. Single moms need places to make money!
     
  9. lue03

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    i want pics of the place.
     
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    You spelled "women" wrong.
     
  11. pmac

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    :rolleyes: Way to take the high road, buddy.

    I really don't see any problem with the word w**** as it is used often to describe anyone of any gender, whether they're selling their bodies for money or selling out their values. I've said it before but if people freely used the n word to describe an ignorant person of any race I wouldn't have a problem with that either.
     
  12. El Hitman

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    It is a bikini bar, so the girls WILL be wearing latex and full bottoms. And you're gonna have to wait for pics of the place until Thursday, I'm busy doing other things. Don't have time to take pictures. The girls? Wait till the Grand Opening...I'll take plenty of pictures to post the next day.
     
  13. across110thstreet

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    smelly vaginas wafting in the night air
     
  14. rimbaud

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    Wow, you are in that location and are calling it "The Mansion"? Nothing says high end like a strip mall right next to the former Sharpstown Mall.
     
  15. astros99

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    is the club 18 or 21 to get in?
     
  16. LonghornFan

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    Is finalsbound asking for a job?

    CLUTCHFANS PARTY!!!
     
  17. Kam

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    I'm going, and I better be sitting in VIP.
     
  18. LonghornFan

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    Just words, but this **** scares me since I'm prayin' for a daughter soon.
     
  19. El Hitman

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    Here come the haters. Don't worry about the name or the location, remodeling is underway and a lot of money will be invested. We are so confident in our strip club management skills that we're willing to open the club before construction is complete. Turns out remodeling a club that size is over our investors budget. But who am I to complain? I'm being handed the keys to a $100,000 investment. Yes it is in low income area, and who cares if Sharpstown Mall is next to it. You're underestimating me, and that's ok...cause I will prove all of the naysayers wrong.
     
  20. El Hitman

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    21, but i might make an exception for some of you guys.
     

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