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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Nov 5, 2003.

  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Top 5 Phil Hendrie "Characters"

    1. Vernon Dozier
    2. Bobby Dooley
    3. Steven Bosell
    4. Margaret Gray
    5. Ted Bell
     
  2. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    Best Ralph Wiggum quotes:

    "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

    "I bent my wookie."

    "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

    "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

    "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

    Stewie Family Guy Quotes:

    "Well then, my goal becomes clear, the broccoli must die."

    "(reading the Bible): My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh."

    "What the deuce!"

    "It's not so much as I want to kill her.. I just don't want her to be alive.. anymore."

    "Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
     
  3. CBrownFanClub

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    Five Favorite Parents:

    1. Mom
    1. Dad (tie)
    3. N/A
    4. N/A
    5. N/A
     
  4. A-Train

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    So, do you have any brothers or sisters? I'd call up your parents just to make sure you're not ranked last. :D
     
  5. drapg

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    5. Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
    4. Purple-headed custard chucker
    3. Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German
    2. Mr. Johnson and the juice crew
    1. Weapon of mass destruction
     
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Top 5 Parts of drapg's body that's never sniffed tail

    :D
     
  7. DallasThomas

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    Quite similar to my favorite 5 cuss words:

    1. ****
    2. ****
    3. ****
    4. ****
    5. ****

    And my favorite 5 hobbies:

    1. The Rockets
    2. "Whackin' it"
    3. Getting intoxicated and making an ass out of myself
    4. Playing chess
    5. "Whackin' it" while thinking about #'s 1, 2 and 4. Sometimes #5 too, but that's only when I'm in an MC Esher mood.
     
  8. RocketMan Tex

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    Top Three Freaky But True Band Names
    3. The Radical Shiite God Squad
    2. Pontius Pilate and the Nail Drivin' Five
    1. Squirt and the Jism


    Somebody please post the last two to make it five!
     
  9. twhy77

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    4. Gay Dad
     
  10. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Top 5 Favorite Simpsons Episodes
    1) Cape Fear Takeoff with Sideshow Bob
    2) Krusty Gets Kancelled (the one with Gabbo)
    3) The Springfield Files (X-Files Takeoff)
    4) The one where Homer is union president
    5) Bart of Darkness (Bart breaks his leg after OFF gets a pool)

    Top 5 Favorite Seinfeld Episodes
    1) The Soup Nazi
    2) The Outing (Jerry and George are suspected to be gay)
    3) The Bubble Boy
    4) The Bizarro Jerry
    5) The one where Poppy pees on Jerry's sofa (can't remember the name of that one)
     
  11. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    5. Benny B-Flat and the Sons of Qadhafi's Bar Mitzvah Band
     
  12. A-Train

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    My top five adolescent masturbation fantasies

    5) That chick in 8th grade art class
    4) My 10th grade English teacher
    3) The cheerleader that sat to my left in 10th grade English
    2) The cheerleader that sat to my right in 10th grade English (damn, I loved 10th grade English)
    1) Paula Abdul
     
  13. A-Train

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    Better yet, change that one to "that chick in 9th grade biology". She was hella hot, and a cheerleader, also...
     
  14. drapg

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    Wow. And here I thought I was the only one.

    I had a poster of her up on the wall right across from my bed from grades 5-8. In 9th grade I upgraded to Janet Jackson.
     
  15. A-Train

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    HA! I had a poster of Paula Adbul thumbtacked to my ceiling! I probably should have used tape, though...would have had a better shot of falling down on me. :D
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    This one should be it's own thread... :D

    I was all about Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. I had a huge poster in my room.
    On my ceiling.
    Directly over my bed.

    You get the picture...
     
  17. shawn786

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    Top 3 fav. teams
    3. Houston Texans
    2. Houston Astros
    1. Houston Rockets
     
  18. MR. MEOWGI

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    Top 5 Jerri Blank quotes:

    1. "I like the pole and the hole."
    2. "It makes me as damp as a cellar down there... all mildewy. Enter if you dare."
    3. "My a$$ is hungry, baby."
    4. "Don't worry, I can't get pregnant. My ovaries are diseased."
    5. "I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze, and a knack for catching syphilis"
     
  19. drapg

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    I was too scared of tipping off my parents to put it on my ceiling. ;)
     
  20. bamaslammer

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    All-time favorite Alabama players:(order is not in importance)
    1. Joe Namath
    2. Kenny Stabler
    3. Shaun Alexander
    4. Cornelius Bennett
    5. Bobby Humphrey
    6. Jay Barker
    7. Wesley Britt
    8. John Hannah
    9. Lee Roy Jordan
    10. Bob Baumhower

    All-time favorite jazz musicians (order is not in importance)
    1. John Coltrane
    2. Bill Evans
    3. Eric Dolphy
    4. Scott LaFaro
    5. Miles Davis
    6. Art Blakey
    7. Herbie Hancock
    8. Wayne Shorter
    9. Wes Montgomery
    10. Cannonball Adderly

    All-time favorite movies:(order is not in importance)
    1. Star Wars Trilogy
    2. original Matrix
    3. Gladiator
    4. Casablanca
    5. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
    6. Clerks
    7. Animal House
    8. Star Trek II/III/IV/VI
    9. Fight Club
    10. Little Big Man
    11. Ace Ventura
    12. The Caine Mutiny
    13. The Cowboys
    14. Bull Durham
    15. American Beauty
    16. Full Metal Jacket
    17. Godfather I/II
    18. Goodfellas
    19. both LOTR movies
    20. Alien
    21. the Blues Brothers
    22. Heat
    23. Conan
    24. Scarface
    25. Shawshank Redemption

    Favorite cars of all time:
    1. Porsche 928
    2. Ferrarri 308 GTO
    3. Porsche 911 Turbo
    4. MB SL600 AMG
    5. 1971 Plymouth Hemi Cuda
    6. 1970 Chevy Camaro SS
    7. C5 Chevy Corvette
    8. 63 Corvette Stingray
    9. AC Cobra 427
    10. 90-96 Nissan 300ZX turbo
    11. Buick Grand National
    12. 94-98 Toyota Supra turbo
    13. Pontiac GTO
    14. Dodge Viper GTS
    15. Shelby GT350/500 Mustang
    16. BMW M3/M5
    17. 1950's Chevy Bel Air
    18. Nissan Skyline V-Spec
    19. Mitsubishi EVO IIX
    20. Jaguar E-Type
    21. Lexus SC400
    22. Chevy Chevelle SS
    23. Corvette ZR-1
    24. 1977 Pontiac Trans Am
    25. Ferrari F355
     

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