Top 5 Phil Hendrie "Characters" 1. Vernon Dozier 2. Bobby Dooley 3. Steven Bosell 4. Margaret Gray 5. Ted Bell
Best Ralph Wiggum quotes: "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there." "I bent my wookie." "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." Stewie Family Guy Quotes: "Well then, my goal becomes clear, the broccoli must die." "(reading the Bible): My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh." "What the deuce!" "It's not so much as I want to kill her.. I just don't want her to be alive.. anymore." "Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
So, do you have any brothers or sisters? I'd call up your parents just to make sure you're not ranked last.
5. Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret 4. Purple-headed custard chucker 3. Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German 2. Mr. Johnson and the juice crew 1. Weapon of mass destruction
Quite similar to my favorite 5 cuss words: 1. **** 2. **** 3. **** 4. **** 5. **** And my favorite 5 hobbies: 1. The Rockets 2. "Whackin' it" 3. Getting intoxicated and making an ass out of myself 4. Playing chess 5. "Whackin' it" while thinking about #'s 1, 2 and 4. Sometimes #5 too, but that's only when I'm in an MC Esher mood.
Top Three Freaky But True Band Names 3. The Radical Shiite God Squad 2. Pontius Pilate and the Nail Drivin' Five 1. Squirt and the Jism Somebody please post the last two to make it five!
Top 5 Favorite Simpsons Episodes 1) Cape Fear Takeoff with Sideshow Bob 2) Krusty Gets Kancelled (the one with Gabbo) 3) The Springfield Files (X-Files Takeoff) 4) The one where Homer is union president 5) Bart of Darkness (Bart breaks his leg after OFF gets a pool) Top 5 Favorite Seinfeld Episodes 1) The Soup Nazi 2) The Outing (Jerry and George are suspected to be gay) 3) The Bubble Boy 4) The Bizarro Jerry 5) The one where Poppy pees on Jerry's sofa (can't remember the name of that one)
My top five adolescent masturbation fantasies 5) That chick in 8th grade art class 4) My 10th grade English teacher 3) The cheerleader that sat to my left in 10th grade English 2) The cheerleader that sat to my right in 10th grade English (damn, I loved 10th grade English) 1) Paula Abdul
Better yet, change that one to "that chick in 9th grade biology". She was hella hot, and a cheerleader, also...
Wow. And here I thought I was the only one. I had a poster of her up on the wall right across from my bed from grades 5-8. In 9th grade I upgraded to Janet Jackson.
HA! I had a poster of Paula Adbul thumbtacked to my ceiling! I probably should have used tape, though...would have had a better shot of falling down on me.
This one should be it's own thread... I was all about Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. I had a huge poster in my room. On my ceiling. Directly over my bed. You get the picture...
Top 5 Jerri Blank quotes: 1. "I like the pole and the hole." 2. "It makes me as damp as a cellar down there... all mildewy. Enter if you dare." 3. "My a$$ is hungry, baby." 4. "Don't worry, I can't get pregnant. My ovaries are diseased." 5. "I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze, and a knack for catching syphilis"
All-time favorite Alabama playersorder is not in importance) 1. Joe Namath 2. Kenny Stabler 3. Shaun Alexander 4. Cornelius Bennett 5. Bobby Humphrey 6. Jay Barker 7. Wesley Britt 8. John Hannah 9. Lee Roy Jordan 10. Bob Baumhower All-time favorite jazz musicians (order is not in importance) 1. John Coltrane 2. Bill Evans 3. Eric Dolphy 4. Scott LaFaro 5. Miles Davis 6. Art Blakey 7. Herbie Hancock 8. Wayne Shorter 9. Wes Montgomery 10. Cannonball Adderly All-time favorite moviesorder is not in importance) 1. Star Wars Trilogy 2. original Matrix 3. Gladiator 4. Casablanca 5. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 6. Clerks 7. Animal House 8. Star Trek II/III/IV/VI 9. Fight Club 10. Little Big Man 11. Ace Ventura 12. The Caine Mutiny 13. The Cowboys 14. Bull Durham 15. American Beauty 16. Full Metal Jacket 17. Godfather I/II 18. Goodfellas 19. both LOTR movies 20. Alien 21. the Blues Brothers 22. Heat 23. Conan 24. Scarface 25. Shawshank Redemption Favorite cars of all time: 1. Porsche 928 2. Ferrarri 308 GTO 3. Porsche 911 Turbo 4. MB SL600 AMG 5. 1971 Plymouth Hemi Cuda 6. 1970 Chevy Camaro SS 7. C5 Chevy Corvette 8. 63 Corvette Stingray 9. AC Cobra 427 10. 90-96 Nissan 300ZX turbo 11. Buick Grand National 12. 94-98 Toyota Supra turbo 13. Pontiac GTO 14. Dodge Viper GTS 15. Shelby GT350/500 Mustang 16. BMW M3/M5 17. 1950's Chevy Bel Air 18. Nissan Skyline V-Spec 19. Mitsubishi EVO IIX 20. Jaguar E-Type 21. Lexus SC400 22. Chevy Chevelle SS 23. Corvette ZR-1 24. 1977 Pontiac Trans Am 25. Ferrari F355