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The Jeremy Lin Joke Thread!!!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Mar 19, 2014.

  1. Old Man Rock

    Old Man Rock Contributing Member

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    Haha Die, I was thinking of using your name as the LOH. I should have.
     
  2. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    What does Lin do after he's named sixth man of the year?

    He turns off the XBOX.
     
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  3. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    How many cfnet members does it take to screw in a racist thread?

    Three.

    Two to screw long time and one to take camera
     
  4. Jenopogi

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    no it's not. i'm a lin fan who joined cf because of lin and I'm liking this thread. oh I'm asian too. no hate or racism.
     
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    Mom: I made you some turnips for dinner.
    Lin: I only like turnovers.
     
  6. DH12sTeam

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    It's posts like these that make me smh. Where's your sense of humor?
     
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    Lol not sure if this was an original joke but that was pretty funny haha
     
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  9. Old Man Rock

    Old Man Rock Contributing Member

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    This is ten times better the other joke thread. People are making light of it. Heypartner had a good idea in starting it. Both sides can make fun of the stupid extreme fans and no one takes it personal except for the stupid extreme fans. Plus there's some funny stuff on here.
     
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    It's way easier to be part of the demolition team, aye?
     
  11. lucnguye92

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    Did you guys hear the one about Jeremy Lin and a Rabbi walking into the bar? Never mind, I'm too racist and will probably under utilize the joke.
     
  12. archinkent

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    What is yellow and rhymes with sin?

    [​IMG]
     
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    ^fail?

    We need "Another Brother" to rescue this thread
     
  14. rocketsballin

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    lin and mchale walk into a bar
    the bartender asks mchale "whats with the short leash?"
    mchale replies "he keeps picking up his dribble"

    mchale finally draws a play, his first
    1 - james dribbles the ball until there's one second left
    2 - if refs dont call a foul then he passes to lin
    3 - if lin misses the shot then mchale yells at him
    this is what mchale literally wrote


    how many lofs does it take to beat up one loh?
    [insert something good here]

    sam mitchell and harden walk into a bar
    harden takes as hot
    sam says "you need mo shats"
     
  15. mig0s

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    stopped reading at 'mchale finally draws a play'
     
  16. Honeybager81

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    One month into the new season after Houston Rockets traded Jeremy Lin for Carmelo Anthony, all the LOHs become HOHs.
     
  17. Toonrox

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    Its ok. I think that's the punchline of the joke. ;)
     
  18. rocketsballin

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    but its his first play. every rockets fan should know what mchale's first play is, regardless of how terrible, predicatable, and [racist] bad it is. :grin:
     
  19. Old Man Rock

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    Jeremy Lin and James Harden walk out of a Milwaukee gay bar. Harden turns to Lin and says "I can't believe we just blew thirty Bucks in there."
     
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    Lin had a nightmare he was Chandler Parsons. When he woke up, to his surprise he was disoriented.
     

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