Jeremy picked up a hottie with his Volvo XC60 for a dinner date. It took the a long time going to the place since Jeremy seems just to be driving around. The Hottie took it as a signal that Jeremy do like her. Hottie thinking: 'hmmm... he really likes me that he wants to drive around with me alone instead of getting into the restaurant' The hottie, wanted to get self affirmation that she asked Jeremy: "Hey, Jeremy, you really like me a lot do you?" Jeremy replied: "uh, what made you say that?" Hottie says: " Well, we've been in this car, which nice and comfy, for quite awhile driving around, so I guess, you just want to really just spend time alone with me" To which Jeremy replied: " Duh, doncha know gurl??? I can't go left".
Jeremy Lin, Patrick Beverly, and James Harden walk into a strip club. After a frustrating week of getting little playing time, Jeremy is offered 30minutes in the back room for free with a beautiful Asian stripper, and a free round of shots as the owner of the club was a big Linsanity fan. Things are finally turning around! Jeremy decides to go the rest room real quick before he starts his epic night. When he gets back to the table Harden is slurring his words and sitting with 6 empty shot glasses. "Sorry Jeremy I took all the shots." A far too sober JLin brushes it off and quotes some Bible passage about how to forgive is divine and makes his way to the backroom to capitalize on his free lap dance. When he gets there he sees Beverly wearing a Jeremy Lin mask with his stripper. "sorry man, I took your minutes". Jeremy goes to sit in the corner alone and bored, where he finds Omer Asik complaining about how he can't get a Lapdance because of a bruised thigh.
LOH is a stupid a expression, by the way. There is no such a thing, you have Rockets fans that hate Lin but they don't only hate Lin. LOF on the other had don't care about the Rockets at all. LOH, is that another word for a Knicks fan that is on ClutchCity?
One to screw it in wrong. One to point out it's being used incorrectly. Another to blame the manufacturer. One to overhype it's greatness and another to trash other light bulb brands. And 10 more to agree with everything the first 5 say. So, 15.
down 3 runs, with the bases loaded jeremy lin hits a home run. After the game, manager Artin Mchowe is quoted as saying, "I tell jeremy to stop trying to hit home runs, we're trying to win here." (insert drexler laugh)
LOF being interviewed... Interviewer: As a LOF, do you think there is chance that Jeremy goes back to the Knicks? LOF: Yes Interviewer: Why do you thnk so? Spoiler LOF: Because he loves MSG
