Yeah, I thought the quotes around Clyde and Hakeem would give it away. Those aren't the real names. Real names are Jack and Evan. Thanks, everyone. I.... Oops, gotta go...
Awesome. Tie up both of their right hands behind their back and force them to be left handed so they can come out of the bullpen. You will never have to work again.
Congratulations. will they play the drums too? on a side note, no way the significant other allowed you to name them hakeem and clyde! I ran hakeem, yao and dikembe as choices for mine fivr years ago and they were all met with a rejections.
Congratulations! Play the Rush music in the background when they are growing up. We don't want them growing up hating Rush...do we? They have to get used to Geddy's voice. Then, maybe you still have time to take them to a show when they are six or seven years old.