And send your woman off to the romantic Bahamas by herself? By herself to the Bahamas? She's walking on the beach, she laid out all day and got a tan, your woman is fine and got her body looking right, she's walking on the beach, crying, in the Bahamas. Lovers on the beach making love. She's all by herself, walking along, feeling sad, thinking about you and everybody's real romantic. The motion of the ocean is shimmying off... The moon is shimmying off the ocean. Your woman's standing, looking at it and crying. And all of a sudden, a dude named Dexter walks up. Dexter St. Jock. He walk up swinging his d*ck. Then he do that smooth Bahamas sh*t on your woman. "What a beautiful girl like you doing by herself on the island of love? This is the island for lovers. You should be being held right now, girl. What you crying about?" "I'm having some problems with my boyfriend, so I came down here to think it over." "Tell me what hotel your man's staying in. I tell him that you treat a woman like you like a princess. If you were my woman, I make love to you constantly. What hotel this man staying in?" "Well, he's back in New York." "Is that right? Well, listen, girl. Won't you come back around my place? We sit down and talk it over." "All we gonna do is talk?" He take your woman to his house and roll one of them big-ass Bahama joints. Sh*t this big and sh*t. Put some of that Bob Marley music on. And y'all know Bob be preaching this sh*t: Don't let him fool you Oh, no Or even try to school you Oh, yeah Could this be love? And be loved D*ck swinging. Next thing you know, Dexter is f*cking your woman. Well.
Your not an Idot... i would of done the same thing, Theres always time to plan vacations durin the year or next, BUT there is not always a Garuntee that the Rockets will Go into the playoffs agian With A Great Chance To get "IT"
I have faith in my Rockets. So I am goin' with the family to Disney World for the 2nd year in a row (with the extended family this time -about a dozen). I'll be home in time for the Finals... and we won't be "in-park" on evenings of important games... by that I mean just in case of an elimination scenario. Of course I'll be state-side in Orlando, so I can see it on TV. Dude... go with your family... just get back in time for the Finals.
I love the Rockets, but dude... there had to be a better alternative than lying to your family. Now if you had tickets to the games...that MIGHT be a different story.
I didn't really "lie". I just stretched work out a little longer. Anyways, I will be there in a MUCH BETTER MOOD when the Rocks go off and slap the snot out of the Jazz. And we also have a one on one vacation for August and one more family one for last week in August. We use up all our vacation time during the summer.
I don't have to worry about that because the wife is in the Dominican Republic...not Bahama. Dexter will be banging someone elses hot wife. Sorry Eddie M...I mean, Ender.
So change Dexter to "Enrique St. Jock". It was the first thing I thought of when I heard your problem. I'm not falling into the "omg ur preciuz moments wit ur families r most importent" camp, but at the same time, it seems a little sleazy.
