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The "I got the hookup" Thread

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LongTimeFan, Mar 21, 2004.

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  1. Rasselas

    Rasselas Member

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    Well . . . this isn't really work related, more of a "domestic" hookup:

    I live in New York in a 2-bedroom apartment, but it's converted into 3 so the rent's affordable. We needed a third roomate. I posted an ad online.

    A girl responded to the ad: 22, blonde, and scorching hot. We gave her the room . Right away, as soon as she moves in, she walks around in skimpy underwear and skirts. (I don't think she owns any pants). She always pays rent with huge stacks of cash, I mean just wads of twenties, and she works rome real, real weird hours.

    It turns out she's a stripper.

    Anyways, I won't bore you with all the details, but after a while we developed a convenient arrangement . . . casual sex with absolutely no hint of a relationship. There's no dating, no exclusivity, no phone calls, just the occasional late-night knock on the bedroom door.
     
  2. Rasselas

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    A quick-followup. That was as of a month ago. Since then, there's been some good news and bad news:

    The good news: She's bisexual. And open-minded.

    The bad news: When the lease expired, she wasn't able to get her name on the paperwork. (Since she doesn't report any income, no taxes, etc. Some buildings can be real anal in nyc). So we all had to move out. Fun while it lasted.
     
  3. A-Train

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    [​IMG]

    I thought I had the hookup, but it turns out I need one of those damn S-Video cable thingies...
     
  4. nycrocket

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    Does she need a new place to live?
     
  5. Rasselas

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    Ironically, she did, a couple of weeks ago. She was desperate for a new place, but she finally settled on some weird apartment where the other dude's a music teacher and has singing classes in the living room. I should have posted here sooner.
     
  6. Sane

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    Can't beat me.

    Any concert, V.I.P., backstage, you name it. I've met Craig David, Mariah Carey and will meet Limp Bizkit in a couple of weeks hopefully.

    All the major clubs, I know every single bouncer and almost all the managers and DJ's. Can get anyone in with me, and get a free table.


    Any prize being offered on the best radio station here.

    If I smoked, I could get cigarettes and cigars absolutely free of charge.
     
  7. Roc Paint

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    I hook myself up, and believe you me I'm pretty generous. :)
     
  8. Rockets34Legend

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    Sane, you definitely got the hookup! You gotta hook me up whenever I come into town....
     
  9. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    I thought you lived in the Middle East (or did)??
     
  10. Uprising

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    Sane aren't you in Dubai? I know Craig David went to Baharain a few months back....little sister went to his concert.....
     
  11. LegendZ3

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    I have hookup for all the computer equipments. I got my palm VIIx for 5 dollars and got my mom a Powerbook G4 for 1000 dollars. But I can't do it often, else I would get fired :p
     
  12. Buck Turgidson

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    I would pay cold hard cash to not meet those people.

    On the other hand, free smokes rock.
     
  13. codell

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    I'm Bob Sacamano. I got the hookup for just about anything. ;)
     
  14. LongTimeFan

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    The same one that came in for a routine surgery?
     
  15. rockets-#1

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    Out of all these hookups, I'd say Rasselas has (or had) by far the best hookup.

    I know a guy related to him...

    Kramer: "Well, what about your deal, huh?"
    Jerry: "I didn't have a deal! They're two hundred dollars a pop. What do I do?"
    Kramer: "Well, don't worry about it. I know a guy."
    Jerry: "Down here?"
    Kramer: "Yeah, Bob Saccamano's father."
     
  16. KaiSeR SoZe

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    I need a Russian hat for cheap...
     
  17. AMS

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    I can buy things at cost price from Circuit City:rolleyes:

    But otherwise, I get pretty much any Tmobile phone out, for half the price...
     
  18. JeeberD

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    I get 25% off of food at Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Bahama Breeze, and Smoky Bones.

    Yay me... :rolleyes:
     

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