The Holy Trinity of Mav Overlords and... *Update : Part 2 posted*

The trio of Mav Overlords vs. the mighty Sir Wade of Dwayneland and Shaq The Bloated?

 

can't wait for the part when the trio of Mav Overlords get conquered by Tracy McGradenstein and his Chinese ally (creative name pending) of the Holy Land.

 

Your wordiness sooo turns me on.

I need to know what happens next! I hate cliffhangers!

i love this part...

Dirkendouche emerged from his bed of fine linens and maple leafs

made me giggle.

croshershire...lmao.

if this story ends in death for the holy mav trinity, this will be the greatest thread ever.

 

:-B


Corn.


Polka.


Seinfield.

 

nice signature. Poor sam was oh so wrong

 

You guys should send this to Cuban !! ROFL !!

 

obviously this is funny

 

Perhaps....

In the HTMO's quest for the one ring to "Rule them All...." Their progresses do not go unnoticed by one Jefferius V. Grumble, the powerful Warlock of Nazareth.... Who, with one rub to his cranium that has long been devoided of vegetation, would give him Sight beyond Sights in the realm.

 

moe

can I adopt you?


We shall keep thou at our side always to amuse us with lengthy tales of the exploits of the Rocketmen of Houstonswamp as they vanquish their very smelly and plague-ridden adversaries from Dallasux and the Rivertown yonder eastwards.

 

I doth marvel that ye knowest not the tribal origins of... Greg Buckner. For he doth hail from Clemsonshire, from the clan of the Nerbucks, thus he shall be called Greg of Nerbucks.

It was bequest on him (or so I read in the annals of NBAdotcommia) to be forever entrenched in pine until such time as it became apparent that his wizardry included the mystical defensive stoppiness that did afford him a glimpse of the birth of a match, and season, against the nemisis from the city in which the concrete mud flow doth attract onlookers claiming it to be an aphrodisiac... also known as the town from which haileth the wicked Duncanian, TimmyLittleBerries, underlord of Davey the SunkenOne, long since gone after having his pair handed to him by the greatest warrior in all history simple known as The Dream.

It was in this brief glimpse of a starting role that Greg of Nerbucks sealed his place for eternity in the ranks of futility among his fellow Dallasuxians.

And so it shall be read from the extended HTMO universe side novel of IROC it the Moronic.

 

Dude. That was funny.

 

Thy grasp is exceedingly tight, as is thine understanding. Ever so clear is the point unto you.

 

Classic...best nickname ever...Dirkendouche

 

What's next? Slow Ming and 11 dwarves?

The cowboy elf Lucas Fleetfoot the Third of Soonerland?

Great stuff! Keep it up!

 

Blasphemy.

 

Thou shalt not mock thine own self in this manner, richirich. Leave this bequeathing of nomenclature to the duly anointed professionals. For verily I say unto you that Lucas, son of John the Second, grandson of John the First, shall hereby be referred to as Jayell Three. And be it known he hails from the land of waters that remain yet unmoved, and is not from the land of the Man of Nor.

And so let it further be read as addendum to the extended HTMO universe side novel of IROC it the Moronic.

 

Moe, if you could work in a "potatoes" reference in the future, that would be great.

 

Definitely my favorite part. Everyone has their LOTR names, and then there's just Buckner. Good stuff.