Can we STOP this cruel game! And allow the boy to keep ONE shred of diginity! For God's sake, I can't STAND to see him in all this pain!! You VICIOUS BASTARDS!! Get the boy some butter!! Is it so bad to see somebody happy?! So just get him some butter!! For the LOVE OF GOD, get the boy some butter!! Good Lord!!
ROFL!!!! Oh good lord, ima! You almost made me spit my soda out! BTW, gentlemen, I'm sort of disappointed - 3 pages and no mention of BUTTERfaces? I thought for sure someone would have broken that barrier by now...
I shouldn't be reading this thread at work. I keep laughing at some of the posts. My fav thread ever.
Dude, that sux you don't have buttah... ask your neighbor or something...maybe their mom will help you out...
You know, I really need to do some grocery shopping. Will someone pick up the following for me: 1.) Chimay Bleue (aka Grande Reserve) 2.) Old Chimay (cheese, made in the same trappist monastary) 3.) Kellogg Raisin Bran 4.) White, short-grain rice 5.) 88th Night Shincha Houryoku 6.) Sesame seeds, toasted 7.) 1 Bunch Green Onion 8.) Texas 1015 Onions, 3 9.) 1 Whole Chicken 10.) Huge, frozen bag of edamame (way better than popcorn) 11.) Jumbo tub of Lemon-Lime Gatorade powder 12.) 1 pound 93/7 ground beed 13.) 1 packet chili seasoning, hot (yeah, shaddap. I'm lazy) 14.) 2 cans tomatoes, crushed 15.) Bueno green chile, hot (in the freezer section) 16.) New pack razor blades, either Mach3 or Fusion. I have both. I *think* that should be it. Oh yeah, I have a couple of shirts and a pair or two of slacks that need to go to the dry cleaner's. Could you take those on your way? Ooh, and I need you to take my car in to get it inspected. I've been meaning to do that for a while. There's a few cars around here; mine's the white Honda Civic with the Five Iron Frenzy, Impossibles, and Apple sticker on it. And find me an internship, will you? This is getting to be a real pain in the butt. Oh jeez! Write an apology note to meggoleggo's mom. Just sign it J(squiggle) K(squiggle). That'll be good enough. And pick me up some stamps from the Post Office, will you? Ooh, and I was meaning to pick up a copy of the second Nextwave trade (I love Warren Ellis). And if you go to the Barnes & Noble in Sugar Land, tell my ex-girlfriend she's still got my copies of Chasing Amy and Boondock Saints (I know people are sick of it NOW, but when I first saw it, it had only been out for a year [2000]). Okay, that SHOULD be it. I'll be at the UH library memorizing all the set plays in the basketball book. Thanks!
