OMG, you're killing me, I'm speechless How did you come up with Battle Hymn of the Republic, of all things?
I can just visualize a bunch of suits marching down a hallway on the way to a conference room singing this in unison.
Every time I read a mission statement or listened to the C-suite babble in nonsensical generalizations or gather everyone for pointless pow-wows when the peons sit back and chuckle, I always hear that song playing. The trigger was listening to that lady who gets the $5 million bonus chastise the peons who get nothing. I figured what she really wanted was everyone singing a song of corporate religion in unison. lol. I have to admit, when it spit that back in under 2 seconds and I read the first verse, I was blown away and laughing my butt off. But I have to admit it fell apart on that 3rd verse. Seemed like it was struggling there. I thought about telling it to come up with something better for that verse, but eh. lol. Hilarious. My alternative was having it be Borg as it recited its mission statement to the Collective (company), but that one seemed kind of boring not to mention too realistic :
Wut up my Co-Whores? Can we just replace that obnoxious dude in the most unnecessary meetings with this and give everyone else his share?
