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The Great p*rn Experiment

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Cohete Rojo, Jan 10, 2013.

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  1. supdudes

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    Do push-ups until your urge goes away
     
  2. Han Solo

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    So where the **** does everyone bust then?

    When i go to the sink, i either grab toilet paper and shoot into the paper and then flush it if i'm in a hurry. If i am in the shooting mood, i shoot over the sink to see how far i can shoot. I wipe it up with toilet paper and then with water. Soap readily available.

    WTF does everyone else do?
     
  3. SwoLy-D

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    You have just confirmed you really DID shoot first, Han Solo... :( no pictures, please.
     
  4. Han Solo

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    Someone already beat you to that joke ehswoly
     
  5. SwoLy-D

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    In this thread? :confused:
     
  6. Angkor Wat

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    LOL it's just odd man. First off, I don't think anyone is coming all over their chest or their face :confused:.

    1. The fact that you have a bunch of water bottles laying around, shows that you might be one dirty mothafucker. LOL

    2. "yes, i don't like to clean up after or ill get too lazy to walk over to the sink" Who finishes in a sink? Seriously. What a disgusting web of grossness.

    3. Water bottle openings are pretty small....just saying. Like I understand maybe a Gatorade bottle since its a bit wider, but a water bottle? :eek:

    Conclusion: You are a FREAKING WEIRDO.
     
  7. Han Solo

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    si, in dees tread.
     
  8. Outlier

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    I'm sorry guys. Looks like I'm going to have to start from square one. Damn, it was my 7th day today. Oh well
     
  9. Angkor Wat

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    Dude I don't think that is good, health wise. You're pretty much giving yourself the ultimate blue balls. When you work it like that, you have to eventually let it out.
     
  10. Han Solo

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    As if no one here has jerked while laying down with a laptop and jizzed all over their chest and sometimes accidently hitting their face. I guess i'm the Peter North of ClutchFans.

    1. I drink water all day long. When i don't j*zz in them and i'm running low, i grab an old bottle and refill. Not really messy at all. As much as a mess as most regular people. And if there's like 4 around, ill just throw them in the recycling bin.

    2. Sink can easily be washed, better than a towel which i assume is what you do it in.

    3. There it is. The guy who's dickhole is too big for a water bottle opening. Congrats on your huge dickhole.
     
  11. Haymitch

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    Uhhh

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  12. gamer4Life

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    Ok this thread just got too detailed for me... :eek:
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    :confused: Why would you get "blue balls" if you're not arousing yourself with pr0n or otherwise any other material if it is not fooling around with your partner??? (I have to say partner, not "girl" because... well, you know why)

    You shouldn't have to "let it out" if you're not producing.
     
  14. Angkor Wat

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    No, I think he's saying that he faps it until he is about to finish and instead of completing the task, he just stops. Leaving his friend, hanging. p*rn or not, I don't think that's good for you.
     
  15. vtkp99

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    this thread turned to "ways to choke the chicken" :)
     
  16. Scarface281

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    Just use a paper towel and throw it away.

    I relapsed yesterday after though. Went to my favorite tube site and saw a cherokee d ass and Kelly divine lesbo video. I couldn't help myself. I don't feel as bad though because I closed my eyes and start imagining times I have had sex instead of the video that was playing. Then I went and biked 10 miles. Starting over though...
     
  17. moestavern19

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    Y'all need a woman that is ready to go every day.
     
  18. Han Solo

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    do you power bottom for her too?
     
  19. moestavern19

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    How old are you, 26-27?

    Go find an older woman. Like, 32-34ish.

    They have sex drives that will blow your mind.
     
  20. Han Solo

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    28. My ex is 47. Total w****.
     

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