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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by finalsbound, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. DonnyMost

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    Getting to live forever is not for everyone.

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  2. moestavern19

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    Nothing about weed legality either :(
     
  3. leroy

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    I'm cool with that.
     
  4. SacTown

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    stopped reading at bionic eyes. stopped reading again after WW2 veterans
     
  5. FranchiseBlade

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    I tried to stop reading there, but bionic eye malfunctioned, and kept right reading at a speed 2000 words per minute
     
  6. moestavern19

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    There will be a robot president!
     
  7. Thefabman

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    Cue Michio Kaku...


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    Like a boss..
     
  8. Realjad

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    We all die, the earths core for some weird reason combusts and we blow up
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    And when we do, what's it all for?

    You better live now before the grim reaper comes knocking on your door.
     
  10. updawg

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    It's a good time to buy real estate in west Antarctica
     
  11. Rocketman95

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    BTW, looks like someone had some good **** last night. ;)
     
  12. Rashmon

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    This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *The Death Penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

    Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate THE FUTURE).

    ...

    This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only...If yah gotta load, or if yah gotta unload, go to the WHITE ZONE. You'll love it...it's a way of life.

    FZ (carry on)
     
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  13. CrazyDave

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    Someone call Pup Tentacle, an ask him how's his chin, fine out how the future is, cuz that's where he's been. His little feet got long and flexible, and suckers fell right in, the time he crossed the line from LATER ON to WAY BACK WHEN.
     
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  14. Jontro

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    Forgot about one important variable:

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    So from your list, "2016 - Holographic versatile disc (HVD) supersedes Blu-ray; A pill to prevent sunburn" would be the very last thing that would happen.
     
  15. SwoLy-D

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    :grin: LOL, wut? No. Maybe in Hong Kong or in Tokyo, it might be... but not in these U.S. of A's. :eek:

    Thank you, mister home basher. :p

    I thought we had a few of those already...
     
  16. Yung-T

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    ^^
    Bush was the first Robo president but the software and hardware were in alpha status, they unleashed that robot way before it was ready. Terrible mistake in hindsight, all people couldn't stop laughing about the things he said and did. Reading a book to children on 9/11 was one of it's toughest tasks, but when the info on the attack came he overheated and couldn't process further.
     
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  17. Luckkky

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    i heard that christianity will be gone in 2031 when the ark is found in Ethiopia..
     
  18. hotballa

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    this is an incomplete list. where is the milestone for last black person dies? Star Trek and Star Wars has already proven there are almost no black people in the future.
     
  19. FranchiseBlade

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    After reading Ready Player One, I'll have to think something like OASIS will be part of the future.
     
  20. Jontro

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    Where is the part where humans find the Mass Effect technology and the birth of the second Jesus, aptly named Shepard?
     

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