Yeah apparently rm95. I wonder if it's an inferiority complex? I don't think many of us liberals take the insults very seriously... b/c hell, just look at the source. Of course conservatives could never stand for our barbs... BTW, just to show that I can rib 'em all (I'm probably recycling jokes I've already told): CriscoKidd goes onto a 20 questions tv game show (btw, I'm here all week folks). Before he steps out, the announcer shows the secret word to the studio and tv audience. The word is 'moosecock'. The announcer invites Crisco out. After explaining the rules of the show to Crisco, the announcer asks Crisco if he's ready. He is. He begins asking his questions: Crisco: Is it something you can eat? The announcer, puzzled, ponders the first question... Announcer: Ummm... I, uhhh... I guess so. Crisco: Is it moosecock? ------------------ girl you looks good won't you mock that draft up?! [This message has been edited by Achebe (edited June 11, 2001).]
Then I'd suggest the appropriate response would be to ignore the thread instead of belittling the poster. RM95, where do you see a joke about Republicans? All I see is a juvenile post with Beto's named pasted in. I think you know better than to imply that jokes about the Republican Party aren't allowed.
Quit looking for fights Brian. I told a joke of the 'insert name here' category. I happened to use two posters (harmlessly mind you) who happened to already be in the thread... and posters that I had previously battled w/ in the political threads. I seriously doubt that Roxran or Beto took my jokes seriously at all. BTW, I don't need to be corrected w/ maturity complaints by someone who posts inflammatory remarks as often as he can, Mr. Whiney White Man "is there anything left for whites to do...". ------------------ girl you looks good won't you mock that draft up?!
So, if I jump in and get Achebe's back right now, then I definitely become the biggest joke in the history of the universe.
Q: How many (republicans or democrats, your pick) does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - One person to hold the bulb, and 9,999 to turn the house. ------------------
Utah Jazz. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. My Mockumentary atheistalliance.org
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Jenny rushed to her grandmother's side. When she asked the particulars of her grandfather's death, her grandmother explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning." Horrified, Jenny suggested sex at age 94 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh, no," her grandmother replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings andout with the dongs." She paused and wiped away a tear. "If it hadn't been for that ice cream truck going past, he'd still be alive." ------------------ Time is a great teacher-- only problem is it kills all its pupils.
BK & RR, Very funny. How do you sink a nuclear submarine designed by MEs trained at Texas A & M University (ME are Mechanical Engineers)? --put it in water. For those offended, my wife (an Aggie) will let me have it so you don't have too. [This message has been edited by Desert Scar (edited June 12, 2001).]
A horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" ------------------ www.swirve.com "Pre-born, you're fine, pre-school, you're f*****."-George Carlin
OMG, RichRocket, that was hysterical! I like this one: It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but really, I can't accept the dollar-- I mean, what's it for?" "Well," the blonde said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, 'F*** him, give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea." ------------------ "It's a funny thing, 'friends' You got beginnings and you got ends I guess I'll see you when we're ashes again-- Chris Robinson
An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, George W. Bush said, I am the President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc., and I am also the smartest president ever. So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger said, I’m Rasheed Wallace, one of the best basketball players in the NBA, and the Portland Trailblazers need me, so I can’t afford to die. So he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane. The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am New York’s Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world. So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane. The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, I am old and frail and I don’t have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The boy scout said, It’s okay, there’s a parachute left for you. The world’s smartest president took my backpack. ------------------ Bingbong was set up, led to an untimely death in the prime of his life for no other reason than pure malice. Things like that do not go unavenged. Sometimes it spills out onto the field of play.
