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The debate: Is Ying Yang really Yetti under a different name?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Sane, Jul 5, 2004.

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Is it him?

  1. Yes, it's Yetti!

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  2. No, just some obssessed guy!

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  1. meggoleggo

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    You didn't answer his thought process. Are you Behad's evil twin?
     
  2. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    heh...actually...
    it is kinda funny that we can never get both of them to show for the same events....

    SHOCKING!!!


    ;)
     
  3. SmeggySmeg

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    huh weird and maybe true

    Codell can you grow a mo and some tufts of hair on the sides of your head
     
  4. myco

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    Hey KaiserSoze...please...no more Mr. Hung...i go to Cal and I definitely get enough of him.. thanks :)
     
  5. Sane

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    huh weird and maybe true

    Codell can you grow a mo and some tufts of hair on the sides of your head




    Hey, wait a minute, didn't I already say..... OH ****!
     
  6. Bailey

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    All this thread needs now is a post from the Duke of Truth...
     
  7. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Dude - you have my deepest sympathies...(not only for Hung but for other reasons as well):p :D
     
  8. Sane

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    Man, I wish MY name was Will Hung. When you say it fast it sounds like.... nevermind.
     
  9. Behad

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    Man, I gotta read the board closer. Second thread I've found my name being bounced around.

    Let's see...codell knows Seinfeld, I know Seinfeld. codell follows the Astros as closely as the Rockets, I follow the Astros as closely as the Rockets. codell has no hair, I have no hair. We both have parents who work for Kroger. Never been seen together.

    I'm starting to believe codell is trying to steal my identity. If he starts cooking briskets, I'm gonna see a shrink.


    (We did meet once, but he may have been an actor pretending to be codell. Who knows?)
     
  10. codell

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    Danielle, the beautiful woman, is paying at the register. Behad enters and sees her.

    BEHAD: (smiling) Uh, hi. Uhm, remember me? I..I'm the guy who looks like Codell?

    DANIELLE: (smiling back) Hi.

    BEHAD: Huh-Hi. (looks around a little) Uhm, is Codell here?

    DANIELLE: Oh, no. He got held up at work.

    BEHAD: Oh, that's too bad. I kinda wanted to meet him, seeing as how we look so similar.

    DANIELLE: Well, you know, you don't look that much like him.

    BEHAD: (disappointment) Oh. Course not.

    DANIELLE: No, you're a little taller.

    Behad looks ever more bewildered.

    DANIELLE: You look like you're in better shape than Codell. Do you work out?
     
  11. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    I was only kidding, you freaks. :p

    R2K: I grouped you and RM95 together because of the similar shortcut nicknames. Nothing more.
     
  12. Behad

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    codell: (smiling) Listen, I..I..I don't mean to seem forward...

    Danielle looks like she thinks codell is hitting on her, and she's not
    against the idea.

    codell: ...but is there any way that I could possibly have Behad's phone number?
     
  13. codell

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    BEHAD: (animated) Some guy. Some guy? Codell! I have got to find out how he could get a girl like Danielle.

    MADMAX: (pointing out the obvious) Behad, you've got Danielle. Forget about Codell. You've out-Codelled him.

    BEHAD: (surprised) So, I'm Codell? How did I do that?

    MADMAX: I don't know, but you better keep it up.

    BEHAD: I'm gonna go meet Danielle. (grabs his coat) There's a new Codell in town! (triumphant laughter) Hahaha!
     
  14. Behad

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    Danielle and codell walk over to, and sit in, a booth.

    DANIELLE: You know, Behad called me today.

    codell : (interested) Really?

    DANIELLE: Yeah. He's pretty upset that I broke up with him to go out with
    you.

    codell : (smug) Ah, I guess I showed Behad who's Behad .

    DANIELLE: He wants to get together tomorrow night and have coffee.

    codell : (little worried) Coffee? (thinks) I can beat that. Move in with me.

    DANIELLE: (surprised) What?

    codell : (smiles) Beats the hell out of coffee.

    Danielle smiles at codell , still a touch confused.
     
  15. codell

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    Over in another part of the restaurant, Danielle sits in a booth with Codell. Codell is clearly bald, but has his back to the camera.

    DANIELLE: I'm very happy with Behad. I'm sorry Codell, it's over.

    Codell's head drops at this news.

    DANIELLE: Come on, let's just eat our crepes.

    The Dominicans are handing out plates of rolled crepes to various tables.

    At one table a customer prods a rolled crepe with his fork and a jet of scalding hot filling squirts out into his face. Neil sticks his fork into his crepe and recoils as hot liquid jets into his
    face.

    DANIELLE: (concerned cry) Codell!

    Later on.......................

    BEHAD: Danielle. Where's Codell? (indicating the bed) Is this him?

    DANIELLE: Yeah, that blueberry crepe burned him pretty badly.

    Behad picks up a walking stick which was propped against the bed.

    BEHAD: (to Danielle) Whose cane is this?

    DANIELLE: It's Codell's.

    Danielle walks away with a water jug from Codell's table. She goes to a sink in the corner as Behad speaks.

    BEHAD: (to himself) A cane. I knew it. (to Codell) So, we meet at last. I admire your skills, Mr Peanut.

    Danielle brings back the jug.

    BEHAD: Well, Danielle, (digs in his pocket) we should get going. I got a key made for you.

    Behad flourishes a doorkey before Danielle.

    DANIELLE: Behad, I can't move in with you.

    BEHAD: (shocked) What?

    DANIELLE: I'm sorry, but I'm taking Codell to a clinic in England.

    BEHAD: (animated) N..no, no. You can't leave me. (frantic) Marry me! I'll burn myself. I'll burn my parents!

    DANIELLE: Sorry Behad.
     
  16. codell

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    Hey Behad....................






    I win. :D
     
  17. Behad

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    The guy pushes past her. He's holding a rolled-up magazine closely to his body, as if concealing something and, strangely, is wearing a '#1 DAD' t-shirt. There's a little awkwardness as he squeezes by.

    SANE: (uncomfortable) Ooh.

    The guy walks down the aisle and turns to face the posters. Two other guys in '#1 DAD' t-shirts flank him. They are the three Dominican guys.

    GUILLERMO: Ladies and gentlemen. Because we have been exploited by your Magic Pan crepe restaurants...

    From inside his magazine, Guillermo produces a keyboard. The other two guys also pull out keyboards, which they point upwards.

    GUILLERMO: ...we are hijacking this thread to Seinfeld!

    There is consternation among the posters, shocked looks, gasps, etc.

    GUILLERMO: Everyone stay in your seats. And shut that movie off!

    SANE: (annoyed) Aww, nuts!
     
  18. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    ROFL - that was one of my all-time favorite Seinfelds! I think the fact that Chelsea Noble was so hot in it had something to do with it as well.
     

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