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the "coming out" of a bisexual NJ Net?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by pacertom, Dec 8, 2006.

  1. SamFisher

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  2. Rockets2K

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    did somebody hear something?

    when Im speaking to you...Ill call you out....until this post I didnt speak to you.

    as it is, Im just sitting here at work laughing at you.

    If you feel the need to respond to me with veiled threats...it just goes to show your insecurities...not mine.

    if you cant stand being made fun of....dont post.
     
  3. SamFisher

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    boo, no more images; :(

    oh well I guess I understand, fun while it lasted, which is longer than i thought it would.

    Back to work instead of looking for more Bill Kirchenbauer pictures.....
     
  4. richirich

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    Boy and here I've been wasting my time working, when I coulda been here havin' fun! :D
     
  5. kpsta

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    To me and just about everyone else here, it really looks like you're responding to baller4life315's pretty objective comment about RJ's basketball abilities by calling him "queer". Exactly what about his post merits that stinging barb you threw out there? Based on the rest of you posts, you clearly seem to regard "queer" as an insult...

    Are you still honestly trying to say that you didn't start hurling the insults in this thread?

    I don't know Clutch at all, so if you and he are buddies... whatever. Based on most of his posts though, he strikes me as thoughtful in crafting his responses (and photochops) and clearly intelligent (even if I happen to disagree with some of his political views). However, I'd be absolutely stunned if he's cool with you're threatening of other posters... "Meet me at LIVE for your ass-kicking and urine fest!" C'mon...

    Either you're joking (in which case, bravo... this has been extremely entertaining), or you're serious... which would just be pretty pathetic.

    (ducks from the raining blows)
     
  6. KAS13

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    Actually, you decided to talk about me in a post to someone else. To me it's the same thing (actually not really, if you have an opinion on me you should have just directed it at me).

    So you're wrong. I'm at work laughing at you the same way. I'm not insecure about anything. I never started the insults and tried to put this to rest a while back. In fact, I said I was done posting but your boys couldn't keep themselves from talking more.

    I'm not making veiled threats to anybody. I mean what I say. If someone wants to make fun of me then be a man and back up what you say (if you're in Houston). Let me ask you this, does it make sense to say "if you don't want to be made fun of don't post." That certainly isn't a motto that would build any successful site (Certainly not something Clutch would advocate). I started talking in this thread by voicing my opinion and got attacked. Others who agreed with me got attacked. You should be talking to SamFisher, KingCheetah and the rest of the losers who started the insults. If you can't offer a valid opinion (and when it comes to homsexuality there is definitely a wide range of views) without being made fun of then that's a joke.
     
  7. rrj_gamz

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    Holy crap...this thread is still going...It's RJ btw, but who cares...I'd like him on here...He balls...oh wait...
     
  8. topfive

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    Urine a heap o' trouble, SamFisher!


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  9. professorjay

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    Some of you guys are taking the fun out of this thread. There's no point bringing this back to earth in trying to make logical arguments w/ KAS. If you're dealing with someone who needs to make physical threats to get their point across, they aren't worth dealing w/ in the first place. I still love Sam's initial pic of the kid crying, the attention to detail w/ Kas' name on his shirt is priceless.
     
  10. SamFisher

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    As much as I'd love to say that was mine, that's the work of the one and only, once and future King
     
  11. KAS13

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    I was kidding when I said that to the dude. It was an obvious joke. I just said I'm cool with Clutch , that's it. I can tell you this much, I'm no more at fault then anyone else on this thread. It's garbage , I've said it 100 times. Everyone has contributed. I wasn't the person who started all of it though, check it out. This is my last post on this thread b/c this is just the same thing over and over and it's a waste of time for me. I should have stuck to my initial post and stopped at that point.
     
  12. codell

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    you look like Al Snow, not Hacksaw :cool:
     
  13. professorjay

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    Whoa. My mistake. I guess I confused the two of you since you've both made the most humorous contributions. Carry on. :)
     
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    Hey Sam, you always appear to me as an arrogant elitist prick whose internet bully tactics kind of wore thin on me.

    Assuming that Kas13 is for real, what makes you think you can dial the police after Kas13 took a swing at you?

    My guess is your bloody scrawny ass body will be splattered all over the sidewalk, and hopefully you will learn a lesson or two in humility during and after your recovery from the multiple surgeries that required to put you back in one piece.

    Have a nice day! :)
     
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    So hes bisexual? Does it even matter for me? No. Why? Cause im not hot enough to be his money toy. :mad:
     
  16. SamFisher

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    If not being a bigot who's afraid of being around gay people makes me an elitist prick (of course, I DO make more $$$ than you, am many times smarter and have better taste, but that's a different argument) than so be it.

    As far as being an "internet bully", I'm not the one who's bragging about beating people up over the internet. Nope, the internet tough guy here is KAS13, and all 6-3 230 pounds of rippling, raging, homoerotic muscle (KAS13 what is your body fat %? need to know for Craig's List purposes....)

    LOL, Thad, you underestimate me and my elitism. If I'm going to get into a fight with an internet legend like KAS13 - which would require me taking a few days off from work, flying to Houston, in order to "settle" an argument from a self-proclaimed internet badass, many-time bar fighter, I would make necessary arrangements and precautions.

    Since I'm going to spend several hundred dollars on plane tickets in arranging this elaborate scheme, Thad, I would also probably hire a body guard for the event, on the off-chance that KAS13 is not a loudmouthed boaster, and DOES, in fact, urinate on his victims while taking pictures.

    Also, I may as well as have somebody videotaping the affair (probably one of the other number of posters that KAS13 has put on his hit list in this thread - watch out for KingCheetah, he has a wicked tendency to "hide in shadows", for which he gets plus 2 combat modifiers due to his inherently high Dexterity attributes), to assure that the District Attorney's case against KAS13 will stick. (as well as my civil suit, though my recovery would likely be minimized by the fact that I'm a somewhat willing participant, regardless of whatever funds KAS13 may or may not have.)

    It would probably be a good idea to alert law enforcement authorities beforehand too, so thanks for the tip.

    In addition,Thad I might, just MIGHT, have Tony Danza standing by.

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    I'm pretty sure that, should I take all those precautions, KAS13 will be wearing bracelets (and if I'm v. lucky, will have been tasered at some point) and I will be laughing hysterically, as his homophobia and repressed urges will find new meaning down at the Harris county lock-up. He can rest secure in the knowledge that he proved himself a real man, which I'm sure will impress his cellmates, I can rest secure in having had the last laugh.

    THANK you General Thad. :) back at you!


    P.S., "Thad" sounds kind of like a gay name, and they don't allow gays in the military so your generalship is on the line, suggest you change it. ;)
     
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    LOL, for an arrogant prick you sure are funny and entertaining!

    Btw, it's THADE not Thad.
     
  18. SamFisher

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    Apologies General.

    Your contribution to Operation: ROC DA KAS13AH has been noted. (that is right, KAS13, if you are reading this, I am going to rock you, WHETHER OR NOT SHAREEF DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!)
     
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    Lighten up Francis... I tried to talk some reason, but that obviously fell on deaf ears. By the way, that's quite a qualifier in your rough boy post. What if I want to make fun of you, yet I don't live in Houston? How would I back that up? (And "back up" is a nice choice of words given the theme of this thread.) I've got it... we'll meet halfway... say, perhaps, Clovis, NM since you can't spell ****oris without some of the letters in Clovis.

    Before you agree, You should know that I was originally 6'1", but at my last medical, due to the dreaded middle age slumpage, I topped out at 6'1/2". I still weigh a solid 265 with guns of steel and the heart of a lion. My fighting experience is legendary and since 3rd grade I am an undefeated 2-0. This overwhelming record intimidates others and so I haven't really had a chance to add to my total since 5th grade. The last time I hit somebody hard was during the last football game of my spectacular high school career... a blow so telling a recruiter from Blinn actually said hello to me while waiting to talk to a teammate. In college, I was the best intramural softball player at my position on my team.

    It would be good to meat (er, meet) someone on the field of battle who is not intimidated by my overwhelming physical superiority and who has the kind of experience you have.

    Oops, I forgot to make fun of you... Kas, you doth protest too much. I bet your favorite films all have Rock Hudson in the lead. You sound like a well-groomed young man. What's your favorite musical instrument, the piccolo or the flute? I'm guessing the flute since it's bigger. Didn't I see you driving slowly on Montrose around 2:00 am the last time I was in town?

    There, now, just tell me when to be in Clovis. Perhaps Sam will show up with his posse and we can have a three-way.
     
  20. Achilleus

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    What's wrong with Rock Hudson? He was a man's man...
     

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