If you have the day off from work, watch the Maury Povich Show, one where they bring in the skanks and thugs for paternity tests. It'll make you feel much better about your situation, no matter what it is. Listen to any one of The Cars first 3 albums. Watch Office Space. Pizza and beer. Hang around some kids for a while. That's always a good pick me up.
mar1juana is the best cure for just about everything . You just smoke all your problems away and dump then in the ashtray.
the "tumbling" baby is in referenced to this thread i believe Sam Fisher and i were making a couple of jokes and Falcons Talon started giving us a bunch of crap about it. since then, it seems he likes to drop the "make jokes about other people's misfortune" line a lot.
Even "Panorama"?? Seriously, you're right about this - I am listening to my Cars playlist on my iPod right now.
Max, this is a link to what we saw. I don't know if he tours now, but if you have the chance to see this fellow, you'll love it! http://www.astin-poe.com/play.html In visions of the dark night I have dreamed of joy departed - But a waking dream of life and light Hath left me broken-hearted. Ah! what is not a dream by day To him whose eyes are cast On things around him with a ray Turned back upon the past? That holy dream - that holy dream, While all the world were chiding, Hath cheered me as a lovely beam A lonely spirit guiding. What though that light, thro' storm and night, So trembled from afar - What could there be more purely bright In Truth's day-star?
Me: If it's mine, I'll take care of him. I'M A MAN, I TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS! (as if this is something to be proud of). What? Oh, it's not mine? I TOLD YOU, YOU HO! AHAHAHAH! [high fives the audience] Maury: Sara, it's been the third time you've been on. If you want, you can come back tomorrow, and we'll eventually find out who the father is. Next week: Maury has the 10 guys claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter on the show.
