The Axis of Cohen

Chazz Palminteri, not only does he exude NYC sensibility,
he has also portrayed many gangster-like roles convincingly

just need to fatten his face up a bit

 

That is a no brainer

 

You can't fit this story into a feature-length film. It needs to be a series, and it'll probably run 8 seasons like Game of Thrones.

 

Game of Morones.

 

This is a guy who would never send an enforcer to threaten someone in person, like Ms Stormy.

 

Jim Carrey as Cohen
Jeff Daniels as Trump

 

are you guys trying to make a movie for the hallmark network? Do y'all not care about ratings? bigger names please!

 

I could see it similar to the OJ miniseries... or like the big screen All the President's Men.

 

I like it.

I was going to have Jack Black play Trump and David Cross as Cohen. Conan O'Brien would play Jared Kushner and Bill Murray would play Jeff Sessions.

 

Bad news for cohen...

 

I know. Now they can only look at 99.5% of the information they wanted to look at.

 

Stormy with a hard uppercut... if Cohen (and trump) did push on Daniel's previous attorney to go on Fox to deny allegations, would that be against the law?

 

cue up the theme music from Jaws...

 

Or Jersey Shore, more like.
Sharks are actually intimidating.

 

LOL... cohen says Avenatti is to mean to him...

 

I'd grant it. That Avenatti guy is helluva annoying.

 

I like avennatti and the mooch! they've been appearing together all over the place. It's gold, jerry.
It sucks but guys like avennatti is the only way to fight those that insult for a living and are so thin skinned when the tables are turned.

 

Apparently Cohen has a history of battling... The Onion too?

I can't tell if this is 100% a joke, or if Cohen actually did tell them to knock it off at some point.
https://www.theonion.com/in-response-to-michael-cohen-the-onion-pledges-to-re-1826240139

EDIT: okay, apparently it's true. LOL.
http://www.newsweek.com/michael-coh...-and-desist-letter-over-fake-satirical-938950

 

another perspective,

Stormy Daniels is being well-represented by Avenatti,

much to the annoyance of the fixer who, in the legal arena, is accustomed to push-overs​

 

Avenatti is getting more face time with the MSM than Trump, by his own design.