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go out with your friends and check out women...there is no safe way to look at other bewbs when you're with your SO, so don't even try. and if you just CAN'T not look all the time, then jeez, maybe you shouldn't be in a committed relationship. i mean the point is moot imo because men (and some women to a degree) are polyamorous by nature, but if you want the socially acceptable answer...just steal peeks when you can.
Unless I'm just not getting the point of this thread, what exactly is the OP trying to get at??? That he's obsessed with checking out other women? I mean, what's the objective here? We all do it....everyone knows we do it.....why discuss it? It's not like it's this big secret that needs to be fawned over. If you're a guy, and you see an attractive girl, you're gonna look for a second, and then go on with your life. If you've gotta turn it into this big ordeal where you burn holes into the girl with your eyes, then you're either WAY too horny for your own good, or you have no class. LOL at specifically going shopping just so you can check out women..... And if you're finding girls at WAL-MART that you deem worthy of a second glance, you've obviously got no standards.....haha.
pretty much hits all the points. i'm confused by this thread. I don't know what he is asking. He sounds very creepy. (fake shopping)
okay maybe it's just me, but why would your SO care if you were checking out the scenery? It's the "look don't touch" rule. Should I ever decide to get married, I will have no qualms about checking out the scenery, so why should I care if my SO does too?
i would never pretend that my wife marrying me meant she wouldn't be interested in looking at other people she finds attractive...that's absurd. she's not blind.
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Three techniques to help: 1. The Lead - stare where the target is going, not where she is. Your SO will usually immediately follow your eyes whenever you are staring. That's when you get busted. Instead, you stare at the zone the target will shortly pass through, your SO follows your eyes to what is currently in the zone (which holds no 'busted' material) and satisfied, she ignores the alarm sounding in her head. Then the target passes through the space and you get to scope her out. 2. Counter surveillance - use mirrors and/or windows. Pic ain't as clear but chance of getting caught is greatly reduced as your SO doesn't have the same reflection view you do. Must better than using your peripheral vision. 3. The survey - normally your focus is what gets you caught, especially when you a turning your head with the target as she moves. Easily detectable by the SO and most likely way to get busted. Instead you do a full left to right head turn out of time with the target. You give the appearance you are taking in the whole room, when in fact you are getting enough time to scope the target with a back and forth pass. Since you never stop on the target, SO cannot reasonably accuse you of anything.
A crafty SO will know to expect these 3 techniques... especially if she sees the target before you do, so adding a 4th can be useful: 4. Interference. Anything that might obstruct your SO's view of your eyes can come into play. This could be a book or newspaper... a head scratch or stretch. Personally, I use tortoiseshell framed glasses. They're not thick, but they provide just enough coverage on the periphery. (Also, I'm not as blind as she thinks I am when I don't wear them. So I can take them off to "clean" and make a squinty face at anything more than 3 feet away.).
Hey Deckard! Thanks, I still lurk. I call the SO spotting the target the Top Gun: you should hear 'Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full' in your head. Sometimes you've just got to let one get away. You've got multitask and track what your SO is watching as well. Interference is another good one to add for sure though. I use the 'long sip' to bring my cup up to shield my eyes. Tilted properly you can still see right over the SO. Note to the youngsters: you need to constantly switch techniques lest the intelligent and always wary SO tags a pattern.
For the men here have any of your SO's when noticing a good looking woman ever asked you, "Do you think she is good looking?"
I tried to have fun with the thread. Hot women go to the store, thats undeniable. But this guy's got too many things he needs to settle with himself. Along with the incoherentness of it all, its all too much. Its presenting a theme to talk about. But then pleading for permission to do it at the same time. Is about him wanting to be "cool" doing it. Cuz thats what ALL guys do, right? Then getting all bent out of shape when people dont fully agree. All paranoid about it like some Geto Boys "Mind Playing Tricks on Me" stuff. Truthfully, peeking at women secretly does NOT grant certified mack status at. Its not what a "pimp do". Accept the creepiness of it, or just look at the whatever the hell you want to look at. There's no difficulty about it.
really?! Do yourself the favor and go see it. i also recently learned that my niece hasnt seen Black Sheep or Tommy Boy...i didnt know these types of people still existed
Agreed with all of the approaches, although, I guess I missed what the OP's foolproof plan was... I will say asking the question sometimes works, but if you're dating a Hispanic, that ***** won't fly...lol...I got busted in a club a couple of weeks back...I was just lazy and paid for it...glasses always work, but you can't wear them everywhere w/o being a douche... And yes, on occassion, Wal-mart has some hot chicks, but Target has much better looking women...
Hugs! lots of hugs! When the target approaches you hug your SO. Not only can she not tell what you are looking at you get an undisturbed extended view of the target while having physical material to fantasize about the target while also getting kudos in with your SO for showing affection towards her. She doesn't call me the teddy bear for no reason .
