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The Art of Checking out Women

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by homeboy1, Jul 5, 2010.

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  1. Shroopy2

    Shroopy2 Member

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    Projection:
    1. The attribution of one's own attitudes, feelings, or suppositions onto others: "Even trained anthropologists have been guilty of unconscious projection-of clothing the subjects of their research in theories brought with them into the field" (Alex Shoumatoff).
    2. The attribution of one's own attitudes, feelings, or desires to someone or something as a naive or unconscious defense against anxiety or guilt.


    Settle down. There's nothing wrong with you looking. There is only a problem with you acting on it. :) Not being able to look at other women is as sensible as not being able to look at Lebron James score 50 points. Or not looking at fireworks on July 4th. If something good happens in front of your eyes, you're just gonna look.

    The open area marketplace isnt like DVR where you can cut out the commercial ads. Once in a while there's gonna be a GoDaddy.com in real life that you have to watch and let pass
     
  2. McNultyisDrunk

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    Are you bipolar? :confused:

    Forgot to take your meds?
     
  3. homeboy1

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    I dare you to expand on your dumb throwaway comment on this thread. Explain please! How am I bipolar?? Seems like you are a psychoanalyst! You are terrible in being a man if you dont get what i am saying! McNultyisDrunk is right!
     
  4. homeboy1

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    And really why are you guys so damn mean? I swear, i just want to expand conversation when it comes to certain subjects. I see bland and unrealistic stuff on this hangout threads and I put my point of view on things and i get ragged on!! I mean, i may talk about the impossibilities but still its like.................................hey...guy posts stuff on the board...lets be smart butts about it.............lets tear him down...............lets all try to be as creatively as destructive as possible...to rip his insides apart..............just so he eventually dies a little inside when we make our wise butt remarks.............i imagine you guys.........feeling a rise in your soul....when u make fun of me......*hand claps*.........
     
  5. McNultyisDrunk

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    Ummmm.............one second it seems you were okay, then you let all the bats outta the ****ing belfrey when someone said this thread was r****ded.

    Please don't kill me?
     
  6. homeboy1

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    Look! Im not going to massacre you! Im not about killing and you know that. Im just saying! Do you have an actual opinion when it comes to checking out babes when you are not supposed to? SImple question bud....
     
  7. McNultyisDrunk

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    Whew!

    Well I'm glad you cleared that up for me!

    Use your peripherals or sunglasses if you don't want to get caught. But if you want her to notice, send her a disarming smile along with your googly eyes. Just don't be disappointed if she doesn't reciprocate.
     
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    Just tell your SO that you are going to stare, and that if she doesn't like it she can take a hike.
     
  9. DudeWah

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    well at least we now know that homeboy is bat **** crazy....
     
  10. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    homeboy1,

    If you're going to be a douche, you might as well join the club full of people who have solved this problem years ago:

    [​IMG]

    You're welcome.
     
  11. Apps

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    If you check out women as gracefully as you have handled the responses to your thread, homeboy1, then I can understand why it's a problem for you.
     
  12. Shroopy2

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    That method is a little too pervert-ish if its in the underwear and bra section. ESPECIALLY with your SO, there's just no way to justify that. The cosmetics section works just as good. At least it might POSSIBLY have something for a guy there. You can fake like you're looking for a mirror or skin cream for yourself, or a gift for the lady or something.

    When I worked as a stocker in a big retailer, I while I'd stock the shelves I'd USE PERIPHERALS to see all the ladies in the isle.

    Then these days its the old check the cell phone for texts trick. But only break that out when you're REALLY desperate or full on douche :)

    Close to my house, there's a Rite Aid drug store right next to a 24 Hour Fitness. Its small and the counters are low, some below eye level so you can really peek across at some after workout ladies :p I HATE shopping though...even with the added visuals.
     
  13. Master Baiter

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    This is a perfect example of how the overall quality of the board has seriously declined.
     
  14. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    homeboy1: havent u learned by now that ppl on the internet cant go without poking fun? anyway, as far as looking at girls, what worked for me sometimes is telling them that you looked at them.

    you have to apologize and be matter of fact about it. it'll either freak em out or flatter them. surprisingly this line has worked a few times. " i'm sorry." "why?" "i have this thing between my legs that causes my eyes to wander and i was staring at ur breasts for a bit. i'll try not to let it happen again." of course the girls it worked on were kinda flat...thus flattered. "well, im glad somebody noticed." was an actual response i got.

    if u manage to do it right, it will illicit laughter and actually make them feel a little more comfortable around u b/c u arent being stealthy and appear to be a straightforward honest guy. you can also ask them questions about shopping for ur gf. the less available u seem, the less threatening u will be. then steal glances when theyre not looking. if ur SCK then u can get them to model lingerie for u.

    prey on their physical weaknesses n compliment them on that. even if it is a bit perverse. they will either scoff or be interested. either way, it saves u time.
    use the beavis n butthead method. reflections in windows and mirrors if u want to be incognito.
     
  15. MadMax

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    This particular thread would be improved with the postings of one, Fatty.
     
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    This thread plus the DeVry thread equals people trying too hard.
     
  17. DonkeyMagic

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    this thread = [​IMG]
     
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    When a guy with the nic "Master Baiter" says that means there is some truth there.
     
  19. rocketsjudoka

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    I'm not up on my Internet Memes, especially now that Prince says the Internet is over, but could someone explain this particular one?
     
  20. K mf G

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    i tried to look for a better clip but this is what the thread reminded me of

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