LMAOO!! Start from 11 to about 40. After 40 he douches off on a few people gets them and himself banned as well.
Ok i found this online: The art of checking out a woman Checking a woman out is an art form. Take it from women who have been checked out, just like every other woman that has ever lived and breathed. We have seen it all and laughed a lot. After almost forty years of discussing and analyzing this with my girl-friends, we have come to understand and conclude there are a few things a man could do better. Not every man has what it takes to skillfully check a woman out. If she notices you doing it, you're not doing it right. If she does not notice you doing it, you're not doing it right either. But if she pretends not to notice you doing it, you did it right. She's noticed you. Men might disagree; arguing that they don't want a date with a woman every time they check her out. If this is the case, then they have little respect for women. We are not in a constant need to be watched neither do we need vulgarities thrown our way every time we pass a man. This is an article for those few men that just don't know any better, and need a little guidance. Subtle is defined by an on-line dictionary as being so slight as to be difficult to detect or describe; elusive. Men this can be your friend if you let it. Memorize it or write the definition down and keep it in your wallet. How will you know if a woman is pretending not to notice you checking her out? This is where art and man collide. A man will get impatient because he wants eye contact. He wants to be noticed. This leads him to staring pointedly. She can stop her pretense now. She almost noticed you. Never let her know you know, that would spoil the fun. You now see that a woman will pretend not to notice you, but can you pretend to not notice her while making sure she knows that you are really giving her the once over? You may even ask why women play games. The games we play used to be called courtship (years ago.) Today men refuse to court us, instead, we get checked out and you wonder why you are still single? Men, it is just the way it is. If you want us to notice you, you have to take notice of what we want and what we want is for you to notice us. Yes, it is a catch 22. But really, sometimes all it would take is a nice, polite hello and a carefully planned glance and we would know you noticed us and chances are we would notice you too. The answer is pretty simple. You (man) would rather have a deer stuffed and mounted on the wall, than a date with the woman you can't stop staring at in the super market every Friday afternoon. It's true. I know this because if you wanted that date, you would spend the time it took to court her. A lot of crude remarks, whistles and woof woofs is simply disrespectful to a classy woman. If classy is not what you are looking for, then you are doing everything just right.
i thought you just wanted to sneak a peak while you were with your gf. this is like a beginners guide to picking up women.
I guess! Look, just posted that article for guys NOT in relationships! But then again, there is another art form to checking out girls while with your chosen one!
OK TOUGH GUY, how do you take it? You make fun of SCK or whomever...why dont you add your personal experience to this instead of making a funny based on a someone else's coattails??!?! You will not, you coward! Admit it..youtr neither regions....i mean, your testicles...are grasped by a female who would not be happy if you zoned and plundered with your vision...all the other hotties walking around..come on fool...tell me you dont lead your girl on to other parts of the store..so u can walk away casually while you slowly undress the female cashier!
Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? I don't even know where to begin. This is one of the most r****ded threads I've ever read.
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That's the most important tidbit in the opus you found online. Subtlety. Be discreet. Don't stand there stunned with your eyes bulging out and you mouth hanging open, as tempting as that might be when seeing a chick that would blow George Clooney's doors off. Master the art of the subtle glance. Want more time to check out the chick at Target? Meander with the significant other to another part of the store that's far away from the men's room and then tell her that "you have to go." Then take your time. Sure, I can get away with a "good god almighty!" around my sweetie, having decades of a great relationship behind it, along with a lot of trust (and a lot of mutual "who gives a ****? it's just a look!"). Good luck. When you quit looking, you're dead. And that goes for your girlfriend/wife/whatever.
blahblahblah. never take advice about women from women. just do what you feel like and let the chips fall where they may
R U SERIOUS? one of the MOST r****ded threads EVER? take it back before you show how ignorant you are!! We both know in our heart that you are wrong....admit and get out while you can.
Besides, if you dont get it, you dont know women and how they perceive being gawked at! yeah, some wannabe players think...hey i look at you and you will now procreate with me! not happening brother! get a grip and realize there is sometimes...................NOT ALL THE TIME...an art when it comes to glances and stares to looking at females!!!!!!!!!!!
For God's sakes! You guys act like little religious puppets.....the ones who don't say nothing and just let the canvas go blind and unpainted are the worst!! "duh!! i love my woman! i never look at a hot butt duhhhhhhh!" yeah she tells you in honeycomb sweetness (poetic i know) that you can look but dont touch....followed by a wilderness of giggles....but you know even if she gives you a signed permission list...you still wont...but yet..your groin guides your mushed brain sometimes...but u dont want her to know.....so u sneeze...and in between blinking.....you stare at a hot butt....u know u do that!
