The Annoying People Tournament

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz =W=
16) Joan Rivers

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.) =W=
9) TV Chefs (Emeril Lagasse, Wolfgang Puck, etc.)

5) Michael Jackson
12) Axl Rose (broke up Guns N Roses) =W=

4) Ashlee Simpson =W=
13) Lindsay Lohan

6) Fran Drescher
11) Judge Judy =W=

3) Paris Hilton =W=
14) American Idol Judges (Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, & Randy Jackson)

7) Dr. Phil =W=
10) Howard Stern

2) Eddie Griffin (Former Rocket)
15) Spongebob Squarepants =W=


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras =W=
16) William Shatner (Priceline.com spokesperson)

8) Bill O’Reily
9) Michael Moore =W=
Careful here; don't get this moved to the D&D.

5) Carrot Top =W=
12) Richard Justice (Houston Chronicle columnist)

4) Wannabe Punk/Pop Bands (My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, etc.)
13) Barbara Streisand =W=

6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner =W=
11) Celine Dion

3) Britney Spears
14) The Cast of "Friends" =W=

7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin)
10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT) =W=

2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season) =W=
15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen =W=
16) Harry Potter

8) David Letterman
9) Jay Leno =W=

5) Martha Stewart =W=
12) Don King (boxing promoter)

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)
13) Courtney Love (broke up Nirvana) =W=

6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit) =W=
11) Justin Timberlake

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst) =W=
14) The Cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest
10) Stuart Scott (ESPN anchor) =W=

2) Barry Bonds =W=
15) Terrel Owens


Bracket D

1) Steve Francis
16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan =W=

8) Attorneys with TV ads (Jim Adler, Roni Deutch, etc.)
9) Telemarketers =W=

5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version) =W=
12) Keanu Reeves

4) Boy Bands (Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, etc.)
13) Anna Nicole Smith =W=

6) William Hung (loser American Idol contestant - "She Bangs")
11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser ) =W=

3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist) =W=
14) Carson Daly (former host of MTV's TRL)

7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters
10) Jose Canseco =W=

2) Dan Miceli
15) Mainstream rappers (50 Cent, Lil Jon, Eminem, Nelly, etc.) =W=

 

16) Joan Rivers

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)

5) Michael Jackson

4) Ashlee Simpson

6) Fran Drescher

3) Paris Hilton

10) Howard Stern

15) Spongebob Squarepants


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras

8) Bill O’Reily

5) Carrot Top

13) Barbara Streisand

11) Celine Dion

3) Britney Spears

10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT)

15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen

9) Jay Leno

12) Don King (boxing promoter)

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)

6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit)

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest

15) Terrel Owens


Bracket D

1) Steve Francis

9) Telemarketers

5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version)

13) Anna Nicole Smith

11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser )

3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist)

7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters

15) Mainstream rappers (50 Cent, Lil Jon, Eminem, Nelly, etc.)

 

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)

5) Michael Jackson

4) Ashlee Simpson

11) Judge Judy

14) American Idol Judges (Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, & Randy Jackson)

10) Howard Stern

2) Eddie Griffin (Former Rocket)

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras

9) Michael Moore
Careful here; don't get this moved to the D&D.

5) Carrot Top

13) Barbara Streisand

6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner

3) Britney Spears

7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin)

2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season)

1) Scottie Pippen

8) David Letterman

12) Don King (boxing promoter)

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)

6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit)

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest

2) Barry Bonds

16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan

9) Telemarketers

12) Keanu Reeves

13) Anna Nicole Smith

6) William Hung (loser American Idol contestant - "She Bangs")

3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist)

7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters

2) Dan Miceli

 

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)
5) Michael Jackson
4) Ashlee Simpson
6) Fran Drescher
14) American Idol Judges (Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, & Randy Jackson)
7) Dr. Phil
15) Spongebob Squarepants

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras (if this isn't the ultimate winner, Houstonians should be ashamed)
8) Bill O’Reily (like him or not, at least Moore has talent)
12) Richard Justice (Houston Chronicle columnist)
13) Barbara Streisand
6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner
3) Britney Spears
7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin) (this would be a no-brainer for Grey had it not been for all the Rocket hate this year)
2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season)

1) Scottie Pippen
9) Jay Leno (robbed of a #1 seed)
12) Don King (boxing promoter)
13) Courtney Love (broke up Nirvana)
6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit)
3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)
7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest
15) Terrel Owens

16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan
9) Telemarketers
5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version)
13) Anna Nicole Smith
6) William Hung (loser American Idol contestant - "She Bangs")
3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist)
14) Carson Daly (former host of MTV's TRL)
10) Jose Canseco
15) Mainstream rappers (50 Cent, Lil Jon, Eminem, Nelly, etc.) (hard to hate someone whose pitching down the stretch helped your team win the Wild Card)

 

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
16)

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)
9)

5) Michael Jackson
12)

4) Ashlee Simpson
13)

6)
11) Judge Judy

3) Paris Hilton
14)

7) Dr. Phil
10)

2)
15) Spongebob Squarepants


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras
16)

8) Bill O’Reily
9)

5) Carrot Top
12)

4)
13) Barbara Streisand

6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner
11)

3) Britney Spears
14)

7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin)
10)

2)
15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen
16)

8)
9) Jay Leno

5)
12) Don King (boxing promoter)

4)
13) Courtney Love (broke up Nirvana)

6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit)
11)

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)
14)

7)
10) Stuart Scott (ESPN anchor)

2) Barry Bonds
15)

Bracket D

1) Steve Francis
16)

8)
9) Telemarketers

5)
12) Keanu Reeves

4)
13) Anna Nicole Smith

6)
11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser )

3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist)
14)

7) Ridiculous trade proposal thread-starters
10)

2) Dan Miceli
15)

 

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
Can I just vote for the Not-so-ambiguously gay duo? Or replace Jazz with Jerry Sloan? Because I like AK...

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)

5) Michael Jackson

4) Ashlee Simpson (you're not hot, can't sing, can't dance...quit riding your sister's coattails, damnit...faux punk b!tch)

11) Judge Judy

14) American Idol Judges
Apparently Paris Hilton refused to get breast implants, sayin she was beautifull as is...can't say I agree, but gotta respect it...sort of...

10) Howard Stern
Either do real p*rn or a real talk show!!

15) Spongebob Squarepants


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras
You broke my heart...

9) Michael Moore

5) Carrot Top

4) Wannabe Punk/Pop Bands (My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, etc.)

6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner

3) Britney Spears

10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT)

15) Richard Simmons (workout guru)


Bracket C

16) Harry Potter

8) David Letterman

12) Don King (boxing promoter)

4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)

6) Fred Durst (lead singer of Limp Bizkit)

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest

2) Barry Bonds

Bracket D

16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan

8) Attorneys with TV ads (Jim Adler, Roni Deutch, etc.)

5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version)

13) Anna Nicole Smith

11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser )

14) Carson Daly (former host of MTV's TRL)

10) Jose Canseco

15) Mainstream rappers (50 Cent, Lil Jon, Eminem, Nelly, etc.)

 

Bracket A

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)

5) Michael Jackson (will this guy just please fade off, i'm sick of him)

4) Ashlee Simpson

11) Judge Judy

3) Paris Hilton (Ugly and annoying)

7) Dr. Phil

2) Eddie Griffin (Former Rocket)


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras

8) Bill O’Reily

5) Carrot Top

13) Barbara Streisand

11) Celine Dion

3) Britney Spears

10) Jim Grey (sideline reporter for TNT)

2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season)


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen

9) Jay Leno

5) Martha Stewart

13) Courtney Love (broke up Nirvana)

11) Justin Timberlake

3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest

2) Barry Bonds ("I didn't know what he was rubbing on me. I thought it was Vagisil")

Bracket D

16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan

8) Attorneys with TV ads (Jim Adler, Roni Deutch, etc.)

12) Keanu Reeves

13) Anna Nicole Smith

11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser )

3) Chad Ford (ESPN columnist)

10) Jose Canseco

2) Dan Miceli

 

rockets#1-

It's a pain in the ass, eh?

 

rockets#1, I want Chad Ford to advance. The **********.

I also meant to add that the reason I picked mainstream rap is because it makes most people hate rap. Then they miss out on awesome hip-hop like The Roots, Hieroglyphics, MF Doom, Tribe Called Quest, etc. so on and so forth.

 

1) Karl Malone / John Stockton / Utah Jazz
I know it puts me in the minority here, but I dislike the Utah Jazz, and was never a fan of their pick and rolling walking STD's.

8) The Cast of "The View" (Star Jones, Barbara Walters, etc.)
I love women, except when they are under the influence of stuff like this show and Oprah Winfrey.

5) Michael Jackson
Axl is an annoying prick, but Mikey does inappropriate things with children for God's sake...course I had and liked Thriller in its heyday.

13) Lindsay Lohan
My ex-girlfriend forced me to see Mean Girls...Lindsay has a tiny, tiny bit of talent and a nice rack, Ashlee doesn't even have that much.

11) Judge Judy
Fran Dresher has an annoying voice...big deal. Judy is responsible for all the other even less talented Judge shows.

American Idol Judges
Simon Cowell doesn't let me watch him have sex...and I want to sooo bad.

7) Dr. Phil
Howard Stern is titilating for people too meek to go in a p*rn store. Phil has completely sold out his frigging gender... Also he has a best selling diet book....HAS NO ONE ELSE NOTICED HE IS FAT?!?

2) Eddie Griffin (Former Rocket)
I agree with the consensus, Spongebob didn't cost us 3 frigging draft picks


Bracket B

1) Carlo$ Beltran / Scott Boras
I don't blame em for chasing the $...but they needed to tell us early so we could have gotten a frigging free agent

8) Bill O’Reily
I'm a lib, sue me.

5) Carrot Top
Not much worse than a completely talentless comic. All his net worth should be confiscated and given to our own Mr. Washington...at least he is funny.

4) Wannabe Punk/Pop Bands (My Chemical Romance, Yellowcard, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, etc.)
Babs isn't my favorite but my mom would kick my ass if I voted for her, and my mom is tough.

6) New York Yankees / George Steinbrenner


3) Britney Spears


7) National play-by-play announcers (instead of Bill & Calvin)


2) NBA Refs (think HOU vs. SEA 1st matchup this season)
Richard Simmons is a harmless queen who turns a few bucks helping people lose weight...the NBA Refs are Yao hating satan spawn.


Bracket C

1) Scottie Pippen
If it weren't for MJ, Scottie Pippen would be as revered in NBA circles as say Scottie Brooks. One of the 50 greatest all time my ass.

8) David Letterman
Both overrated

5) Martha Stewart


4) Jar-Jar Binks (most hated "Star Wars" character)
Hey I understand that it was just my relative age at the time that made me love R2D2 and hate Jar Jar....but C Love does an adequite job of punishing herself and needs no help from me.


11) Justin Timberlake
I find it especially amusing when members of the Boy Band Tribe try to toughen up by using their initials (This is Mr. JT....or NKOTB...or whatever, still he screwed Britney and I didn't so he's got that to comfort him in his slow slide to obscurity)


3) Stephen A. Smith (ESPN analyst)
I have only seen Queer Eye twice...but I thought it was sort of a hoot. But then my credentials as a hetero has always been questionable...I do theater for God's sake.

7) "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest
This overblown talent show has America by the short and curlies, and i'll never know why.

2) Barry Bonds
Terrel is mouthy but he doesn't cheat. Also that thing with the Cowgirls star will forever endear him to me.


Bracket D

16) "Fear Factor" host Joe Rogan
Steve tried hard for us.

9) Telemarketers
Its a really crappy job...I was a telemarketer once...my self loathing was great.

5) Anakin Skywalker (Episode I & II version)
Keanu is aware he is a ****ty actor and doesn't try to stretch too much, thus he is servicable when not miscast.

4) Boy Bands (Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, etc.)
Anna is an annoying golddigger, but she used to be hot, and she did make Playboy safe for non Anorexia Nervosa types...for that she has my gratitude.


11) Clay Aiken (dorky American Idol loser )
Nuff Said


14) Carson Daly (former host of MTV's TRL)
Carson has nailed a lot more hot chicks than I have...and his existance annoys me, please kill him now.

10) Jose Canseco
Its easy to ignore the Garnett for Baker proposals...you don't narc out your teammates.


2) Dan Miceli
That was some mighty poor playoff pitching.


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Seeing the trade title.....I expected it to be on posters instead of celebrities.

 

When is the first round going to end?