The 3rd Best Burger In America

Weird. Let us know if you remember the name.

The best burger in Austin is at Mike's Pub. Of course, I'm pretty sure I won't live past 55 now for eating that stuff a couple times a week when I worked across the street.

 

Never been there. Hut's was my burger of choice when I lived there.

 

It's on 7th, just west of Congress. It's on the second floor of a parking garage. Freaking greasy as hell.

Never was a big fan of Hut's for some reason. The other places I really enjoyed was Dan's/Fran's and the little ice cream shack on Barton Springs just west of S. 1st. Can't remember the name of the place.

 

i stop at Grin's everytime i pass through San Marcos. great burger.

 

You probably dont like real burgers because you think White Castle is good. I don't know how that place stays in businees.

 

Then why is it #3 on your list, you moron?

That's what I look for when I want a good burger, one that tastes like something else.

 

Oh, mateo, that "you moron" wasn't directed at you. It was directed at the columnist.

 

Tookie's Bean Burger #1 for me.

 

Dirty Martin's Kumbak Burgers. An OT special, tater tots, and a longneck.

Aaah....college memories....if I ate one now I would probably have a massive heart attack on the spot!

 

I'll give you one guess for who my friend saw in a bar this weekend when she was in NYC.

 

Ricky Williams?

 

Ooo...I dunno, that's a bold statement my friend. I'll take the Pepsi Challenge with Casino El-Camino's chile burger. Of course, you might have to fight an Azriel-Abyss impersonator for a pool table--you are SO Goth!

 

Think about Saturday at BW3.

Oh wait, seems you already did.

Think harder.

 

Carlos Beltran?
Tommy Chong??

 

Maybe you've already suppressed the assclown into the deepest bowels of your memory.

 

Jeeebus...that only narrows it down to about 100,000 people!!

OK...one more try....the Ford Truck pimp/"My Mommy Tells Me I got Soul" singer?????

 

Ding. Ding. Ding.

 

I hope she took a leak in his Shirley Temple glass!

 

SAM - the two best burger we had in new york were....

1. Nicks

2. can't remember the name but it was inside the lobby of a fancy hotel, hidden behind a curtain and tiny, but was packed and awesome burger adn also great brownies....... sam do you know the one???