big freakin' boulders...but only on the sixth thursday of each fiscal quarter. you know, that's when the partying really gets goin'. anybody got some glass?
I enjoy smoking a bowl with my Lebanese hookah pipe on the weekends. Mint, double apple and licorice are nice.
I've quit about a month ago and have been on the gum since. It's a tough thing to do, but I guess it helps that smoking has caused some minor health problems. Anyway, wish me luck guys...
I've been smoking for 10-11 years myself. I've found a good chinese alternative... apparently, smoking lotus leaves provides relief to smokers without the detrimental side-effects.
When I smoked for a couple years it was usually Camel Special Lights or Malboro Lights but it just didn't feel good after a while so I quit cold turkey and now just smoke once in a while when I'm drinking. Do you remember when you used to get a buzz from cigs? I remember my first.
smoking kills mates never touched a cigarette , or any other kind of smoke even once in my life either. i get annoyed that with all we know about the effects these days, people not only keep doing it, but more and more take it up than ever before.
I too smoke Camel Turkish Golds..... best smokes ever! Once you smoke CTG's you can't go back to anything else. Everything else is all the same.
Quit in August of last year after 23 years of smoking about a pack and a half a day. Just got tired of the morning hack. Not so bad
DENNIS: When did you first start smoking? NORM: I started smoking when I was a kid, like when I was ... like 14 and I thought, "I'll look really cool if I start smoking." Because I didn't get along with anybody. So, I started smoking, and wouldn't you know it? I did look cool! [Laughter.] All of the sudden, all these broads liked me and everything. Not broads, but ladies, girls, whatever. [Laughter.] NORM: When I smoked, I didn't like second-hand smoke. [Laughter.] You know? I like that first-hand smoke because you get to suck it right out of the cigarette, you know? And that second-hand -- any ****ing thing that's already been ingested by someone is not as good. [Laughter.] You know what I mean? Like a pork sandwich is delicious, but ... a digested pork sandwich? That's ****ing ****! [Laughter.] You know?! DENNIS: You can't fight that logic, Norman. [Laughter.] DENNIS: Do you think advertising brings kids to smoking? You know, there's a lot of fight with the Joe Camel thing, do you think they really -- NORM: Yeah, they g -- no -- yeah, definitely they gotta, because the thing is this: [Laughter.] the advertisers, they've gotta go after kids because they're not gonna get adults. Like, there's not gonna be a 50-year-old guy going, "Hey, I should start smoking! That ******* camel! Look at him!" [Laughter.] DENNIS: Joe Camel! NORM: Yeah. DENNIS: That's a frightening looking beast. NORM: Cause he looks like a ****! [Laughter.] I didn't make this up. DENNIS: I know you don't mind first-hand ****, but, ahh -- [Laughter.] NORM: What?! You don't know that! Don't say that! [Applause.] DENNIS: Where else? NORM: The thing about Joe Camel looking like a ****, Dennis -- DENNIS: Oh yeah, I lost my train of thought! [Laughter.] Thanks for bringing me back! NORM: ... This is what I've noticed. He doesn't even look like a ****ing camel. He looks so much like a ****, because you know how it's usually subliminal, where you have to find the ****? Right? [Laughter.] This character, you have to find the ******* camel! [Laughter.] DENNIS: Yeah. Believe me, when you only get two humps out of a ****, it's not worth smoking! [Laughter.] DENNIS: On line two, we've got Beverly from Middleton, Ohio. Beverly? BEVERLY: Yeah. Hi, Dennis. Hi, uh -- Norm. NORM: Hi. You didn't know my name, I don't think. BEVERLY: Yes I did. I watch Saturday Night. NORM: Do you like it? BEVERLY: Yep. NORM: I liked it when Dennis was on it. [Laughter.] DENNIS: Get out of here! You're great at that, man. You're great at that. You know why? Cause you don't give a **** about Dennis. You know what I mean? It's like the best thing you can do. Whenever I'd go on, they'd go, "What's it like following Chevy?" And I like Chevy. He makes me laugh. I mean, what the **** do I think about Chevy? I'm trying to make a living here. You know what I mean? When I see you, I know you're thinking the same thing. Like, "Screw Dennis, I'm a killer." DENNIS: What motivated you to quit? NORM: Umm, well, I guess, you know, I guess I was just, I read this thing about how, ahh, it was like a phallic symbol. And my doctor said, "You probably have an oral fixation." Which, you know what that means. Let's not kid ourselves, right? [Laughter.] So, ahh, [Laughter.] That's why I always smoked, like, cigarettes instead of cigars because, if I'm going to have a -- I'd like a little, white, thin ****. [Laughter.] You know? DENNIS: Are we back to cocks again? I go away to Ohio. Middleton. The center of the universe, to take a nice, clean call, and then I space out. I'm thinking, "I can't listen to Norm for a second. I've gotta get a time cue here." I come back and you're talking about a thin white **** in your mouth! [Laughter.] NORM: I don't have -- no! I don't have a thin, white **** -- my ****, you mean? No! In my mouth, no, no. You misunderstand what I'm saying is this -- DENNIS: Don't make the mistake of thinking I ****ing listen to you! NORM: I just want to make it clear about that **** thing. [Laughter.] I was just saying, if I ever was gay, if they, like, suddenly made it mandatory or something, then I would choose the smallest ****. [Laughter.] And I would like a guy who came fast. [Laughter.] I thought the subject was cocks! [Laughter.] DENNIS: No, cocks is next week! NORM: I'm sorry. [Laughter.]
