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The 15 Worst Stand-Up Comedians...

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  1. VanityHalfBlack

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    http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/12/the-15-worst-stand-up-comedians#8

    15. Michael Richards
    14. Andrew “Dice” Clay
    13. Margaret Cho
    12. Sinbad
    11. Lisa Lampanelli
    10. Larry The Cable Guy
    9. Yakov Smirnoff
    8. Tim Allen
    7. Bob Saget
    6. Carlos Mencia
    5. George Lopez
    4. Jeff Dunham
    3. Kathy Griffin
    2. Carrot Top

    And the #1 worst Stand Up Comedian of all time goes to......

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    Can I also nominate this guy....
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    There is entirely too much Ken Jeong on tv and movies lately along with Zach Galifinakis....
     
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    Did you guys know that George Lopez is Mexican?

    That's HILARIOUS!
     
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    Schadenfreude is so bad it's hilarious.
     
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    nickb492 Contributing Member

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    I call bull**** on Sinbad. He mixed comedy with windbreaker so perfectly. Sinbad is funny.
     
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    I agree... Sinbad is F'ing hilarious. I saw him live and he had the place rooooooolllllling....
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    what's the point of a spoiler tag when everyone knows the answer?
     
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    He wanted to freak AnotherBrother out until he clicked the tag.
     
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    Did Ken Jeong ever do stand-up? Zach is one of the greatest stand-ups ever, though I doubt he does it anymore. He definitely is overexposed.

    Michael Richards obviously doesn't make the list without that incident a few years ago.

    I thought Lisa Lampanelli was funny at first, but got played out really fast.

    Andrew "Dice" Clay's Little Miss Muffet nursery rhyme is great. I can't remember anything else he did, though.

    Janeane Garafalo is in the discussion.
     
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    Hey, I like Carrot Top!! Prop comedy is da bomb. :)
     
  10. Ender120

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    Lisa Lampanelli should be right behind Carlos Mencia, as they are the exact same "all of my jokes deal with tired ethnic stereotypes" hack.

    The only difference is LL has a bigger penis.
     
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    qft

    5char
     
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    Every Sinbad standup ive watched i have laughed my ass off. He has a great sense of humor without being too crude. Funny man.
     
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    I don't really get the Sinbad hate. He's not the greatest, but definitely not worst 15.
     
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    How is Dane Cook not on this list?
     
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    Look again.
     
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    You beat me to it, that guy is painfully unfunny. People just laugh at him because his inflection implies that it's time to laugh. The jokes themselves aren't funny.
     
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    That's only COMPLEX's list, but we should list our own... that's THEIR opinion. I don't see enough comedians to list a bunch.

    Sinbad's classic stuff is good. I disagree with those COMPLEX dudes. :cool:
    Because he's spoilered. :eek:
     
  18. JerkyLover

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    Where is Joe Rogan?
     
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    Yakov Smirnoff
    & George Lopez should NOT be on that list. These guys know what they are doing, they are masters at Real comedy.
     
  20. moestavern19

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    George Lopez is the least funny person alive.

    I would rather plow through a horde of preschoolers with a snowmobile than watch 5 minutes of one of his specials.
     

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