I hate that girl who gets on my bumper. I'm not in the fast lane b****. Or it's a residental street and some girl with places to go in this world is on my ass. I hate that lady. I hate that neighbor who justs lets his dog bark all damn day and night. Stop watching judge wopner for a sec and get your fat ass up and tell your dog to shut up. I hate young punks who speed down residential streets. Im trying to find a solution for this, something other than just beating their faces in. I hate these two guys from some local baptist church around here who came to my door and woke me up on saturday morning, just to tell me I should go to church or bible study. actually, I don't really hate these people, yet, they just piss me off
There is a difference in having someone look at your wife and having a mf send flowers to your house when you are out of town for work. Or sending emails that say how in love he is with your wife. He even sent emails to threatening me. No matter how much she told the guy to go away, even after reporting him to HR, he didnt let up. We were in the process of getting a restraining order when we moved to Indy. Dudes like that need to die. I think I could probably help him out too. I prayed for the day that he showed up at my house.
I hate the people at my job who feel they have to talk really loud to let everyone know they are working. Maybe it makes them feel important. Either way its annoying as hell. Oh yeah and the people who just walk right in to your cubicle and start talking like whatever you are working on isnt as important as what they have. Even though most of the time I'm surfin the net.
I hate self-absorbed people. Not just self absorbed chicks; guys too. There are too many other people on this earth to just care about yourself. And really, it's the root of most of the issues the people we hate have. I'm running late - everyone on the freeway, get out of my way. I'm getting into this lane - I don't care if you don't like it. I'm good looking - let me stare into this mirror and be a narcissist. I'm going to sit here and balance my checkbook - so what if there are 5 people in line behind me and the bank's about to close? Don't get me wrong, we all are guilty of doing this at some time or another, but it's the people who are consistently caught up in themselves that bug me.
There's this guy I'd see occassionally when I lived in Chicago. He was tall and slender with curly hair. He had one of those soft-shell attache type bags -- big, square, leather, and flat. And, he would bounce as he walked. Whenever I'd see him bouncing down the sidewalk, I'd want to smash his face in. I never did it, but just the look of him would seriously make me angry. There's a couple of other people, but those hatreds are all justified. This was the only senseless one.
I hate: People at work who send mass-emails to everyone in the company when they've accomplished the most minute tasks, eg: installing a tape drive into a computer. I'm sure the VP of the division DOES NOT need to know this. I absolutely HATE that. Along the same lines ... folks who make it sound like the work they did was equivalent to discovering a cure for AIDS or something ... when actually it would take a competent person less than 2 hours to complete the said task that took them 2 weeks! I hate co-workers who don't know jack but use tech lingo (in the wrong context) to come off as smart and in the "know" I once got a guy fired for this at my last job! Felt GREAT!!! I hate HR folks who try to lowball when you start negotiating for the new job. And then they turn it on you as though you're being unreasonable. And I also agree with everything said here, esp RE: Traffic!
Since i own a bar there is a long list of certain types of people i hate. But the one that comes to mind is the guy/girl that when it is completly packed and your running around like a chicken with it's head cut off, and he is yelling at you over and over and you finally go up to him...he is like "okay give me a Long Island, and hook it up I GOT YOU I GOT YOU" you look at him or her like okay? hook it up huh? give you more liquor for what? then to top it off he doesn't even tip you. You want to beat him up at this point but the best is when they come up and try to order from you again...at that point its beat down time. Working in any service industry im sure people have those certain people they just can't stand.
Excellent post. Totally agree with all of these. We have an in house software delivery system that is absolutely the dumbest **** ever created. I wont bore you with the ridiculous details but I had to write some custom VBScripts for our msi's that do not have shortcuts. Well one dip**** that works here decided that I needed to make something inside the VBScript a variable and proceeded to post the entire VBScript in an email and mark what he did to change my code. He sent this to basically our entire IT department as a way to show me up. He was pissed that I wrote this script in half a day when they had been working on it for close to 4 WEEKS!!! It isnt my fault that the full time employees are incompetent and they had to bring us consultants in to clean up their mess.
I used to work as a waiter, and it is a well known fact that any time you hear any of the phrases: "I got you, bro" "I'm'a hook you up, don't worry" ...you're automatically getting your worst tip of the shift.
DUDE. If I were you, I'd send a mass email out apologizing for the ONE mistake you made in the HALF DAY you wrote the code. You didn't have 4 weeks to look it over and double check everything. What a little butt monger.
The thing is, it wasnt even a mistake. It works excatly the same with the variable or without. He just thought it would make it cleaner. Next time I will encrypt it and then we will see how smart he is. Find a variable in that ass clown.
