that girl, standing by the bus-stop...what should i do???

tell her you know me..

you'll probably get laid that day

 

Holy s**t, that is classic. And to think I thought this would be one of those threads where the guy asks for advice and just ends up getting the girls number and not much happens after that. Hilarious.

 

Hey, where's this bus stop at? When I come down to Houston next month, I want to check her out.

 

damn, that's hilarious. talk about blowing it. 'looking for someplace private!' lol. had her in the car and all and throw it all away. classic.

 

can u snap a quick pic when u pass her again?

 

It's too funny not to be true.

Tell us how the 2nd meeting goes.

 

My advice is never try to take a hint from a girl you don't know. You dont know her, you dont know what kind of terms and slang she uses, if its something like that make her spell it out if shes willing to do that 30 sec after she met you, I think she would just come right out and say it.

If she is that type of girl, the pee on her leg trick should work fine.

 

This thread is truly teh awesome.

I seriously doubt she's a hooker. It seems to me a hooker would want to go someplace safe and private. I've scratched my head trying to come up with an explanation and the best I can come up with is she's nuts. If she wasn't hitting on you with all that ride talk -- and it seems clear she wasn't since she got offended when you tried to take her up on it -- she's clearly a total nutjob. As such, I think you owe it to us all to try again and report back tomorrow.

 

A ride had to be some sort of drug reference, imo. Like she wanted to sell / give you some.

 

Ride is no drug ref you douchefairies. She's a hooker and she was probably on SPANK.

 

When she asked you if you needed a ride you shouldve said Giggety, Giggety, Giggety, All Right!!

 

This is bizarre. For the people who think this is a bs story, it could be... but then again why would he make something like this up?! Also, these things DO happen, trust me. I've had something very "whaaaa?" happen to me, though not quite the same as this.

 

Best thread ever.

Make sure to take some pictures next time you pass by the bus stop!

 

Hmm, it might be too late and the link might not be safe for work, looking at some of the other links on that page, but here it is:

How to pick up chicks at bus stops

Another word of advice: If you enter "Bus Stop Girl" in Google's image search with safe search off, make sure that nobody else is looking at your screen and you are not at work...

 

SJC, are you in Europe? It's so annoying being at work at this time, waiting for the other guys to wake the hell up!

 

Yes, I am...well, at least we can browse the BBS instead of being productive .

 

Lol, that's what I mean... I've read everything and keep refreshing but nothing new... our friends in Houston are still asleep!

 

Maybe she thought a stranger picking her up was a sign from those Hollywood movies the ladies love. So she starts some crazy mind games hoping that 3814 was some witty and spontaneous cat. If you meet her again, blitz her with some Hollywood cheese line (less American Pie, more Sleepless in Seattle) and see if she's interested.