1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

that girl, standing by the bus-stop...what should i do???

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 3814, May 12, 2005.

Tags:
Page 2 of 37
  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2002
    Messages:
    59,079
    Likes Received:
    52,746
    No, no, no - we need to come up with a crazy scheme. Tell her you’re an architect and you’re working on the new addition to the water wall ~ her flowing hair has inspired your new design.
     
    #21 KingCheetah, May 12, 2005
  2. KaiSeR SoZe

    KaiSeR SoZe Member

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2003
    Messages:
    8,395
    Likes Received:
    39
    your name is Art Vandalay
     
    #22 KaiSeR SoZe, May 12, 2005
  3. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Member

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2002
    Messages:
    7,807
    Likes Received:
    945
    If your boss can not appreciate your being late for making a move on a Jessica Alba type hottie, then I wouldn't give a damn what he thought...


    BTW...Do you have any skills? You can always build her a cake...
     
    #23 Falcons Talon, May 12, 2005
  4. UTKaluman597

    UTKaluman597 Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2002
    Messages:
    910
    Likes Received:
    126
    Man just walk up to her and be straight up. Believe me chicks dig that kind of stuff.
     
    #24 UTKaluman597, May 12, 2005
  5. Zac D

    Zac D Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2000
    Messages:
    2,733
    Likes Received:
    46
    ask her if she wants to go get her ears candled with you. tell her you can see the disgusting waxy buildup in her ears from the highway and you're only offering for her own good, because you feel bad for her and how horribly hideous she must feel.






    girls with low self-esteem are easier targets
     
    #25 Zac D, May 12, 2005
  6. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 1999
    Messages:
    46,615
    Likes Received:
    33,591
    lol. Naaaa.... too obvious. :)
     
    #26 Dr of Dunk, May 12, 2005
  7. giddyup

    giddyup Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2002
    Messages:
    20,466
    Likes Received:
    488
    Since when did a beautiful women become an insufficient excuse?

    My parents met at a bus stop and eloped to New Orleans 30 days later. It lasted 53 years until my father's death four years ago.
     
    #27 giddyup, May 12, 2005
  8. m_cable

    m_cable Member

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2002
    Messages:
    9,455
    Likes Received:
    73
    You could always try the, "Hi, you don't know me but I've seen you around, and I think there's an outside possibility that you Kick Ass." line.
     
    #28 m_cable, May 12, 2005
  9. Baqui99

    Baqui99 Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2000
    Messages:
    11,495
    Likes Received:
    1,231
    pooper
     
    #29 Baqui99, May 12, 2005
  10. RocketsPimp

    RocketsPimp Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    13,812
    Likes Received:
    194
    Honk at her, pull over, then in your best Butthead voice say "hey baby, can I give you.....ugh......a ride?"
     
    #30 RocketsPimp, May 12, 2005
  11. 3814

    3814 Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2002
    Messages:
    5,433
    Likes Received:
    72
    hahaha...i'm laughin my ass off at some of your suggestions.

    anyways, i think i'll approach her, i just don't know when, and i don't want to wait to long either. i'm gonna wash my truck on the weekend, so maybe monday...we'll see.

    i think the ear wax candling would be a good first date ;).

    but yeh, i'm thinkin i'll probably pull over and give her a cheesy line or two...like "i've noticed you standing here every morning, hell, i even asked people from houston on a message board what i should do with you..." and then as she's running away, i'll hit her with my truck - and then take her to the hospital and be the man that saved her - then she'll be indebted to me for her whole life, and we'll have wonderful children.

    but in all seriousness, many of your suggestions do make sense...i'll ponder over them this weekend and consult my healing and growing testicles ( http://bbs2.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93639 ) ...then we'll decide what we're ready for.
     
    #31 3814, May 12, 2005
  12. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Member

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2002
    Messages:
    26,965
    Likes Received:
    2,347
    Brick Tamland: "I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."
     
    #32 bigtexxx, May 12, 2005
  13. KaiSeR SoZe

    KaiSeR SoZe Member

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2003
    Messages:
    8,395
    Likes Received:
    39
    come on man!! do it tommorow!! don't you have any balls??? (j/k j/k j/k :p)
     
    #33 KaiSeR SoZe, May 12, 2005
  14. SWTsig

    SWTsig Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2002
    Messages:
    14,053
    Likes Received:
    3,744
    sex panther....... works 60% of the time, everytime. and it's made from bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
     
    #34 SWTsig, May 12, 2005
  15. JeeberD

    JeeberD Member

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2002
    Messages:
    2,828
    Likes Received:
    656
    Or show her your drawing of a Liger. Be sure to tell her that it's just about your favorite animal...
     
    #35 JeeberD, May 12, 2005
  16. wakkoman

    wakkoman Member

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2003
    Messages:
    2,935
    Likes Received:
    80
    ...and then start gyrating in your seat...

    oh yea...
     
    #36 wakkoman, May 12, 2005
  17. BiGGieStuFF

    BiGGieStuFF Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2002
    Messages:
    5,396
    Likes Received:
    365
    Get there before she does and let the air out of one tire. Pretend you're changing the tire and ask her if she has a cell you can use to tell your work you're gonna be late. That should help strike up conversation. Hopefully you'll be done with the tire quickly and THEN you can ask if you can give her a ride after her being so helpful.

    If she doesn't have a cell phone? then I don't know hahahah
     
    #37 BiGGieStuFF, May 12, 2005
  18. Baqui99

    Baqui99 Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2000
    Messages:
    11,495
    Likes Received:
    1,231
    Ask Tate Pittman....

    Pittman suspended after being charged with indecency
    By CHRISTOPHER FERRELL
    Eagle Staff Writer


    A Texas A&M University football player has been charged with indecent exposure after police say he masturbated in a university parking lot while smiling at a female student who was trying to park her car.

    Tate Pittman, a freshman defensive lineman from Odessa, was released Thursday from the Brazos County Jail after posting $10,000 bail. He has been suspended from the team, according to a release issued by A&M athletics director Bill Byrne.

    A female student was trying to park her car Oct. 28 when Pittman, 18, pulled up next to her in a Dodge Ram and began smiling at her, according to court records.

    When the woman walked closer to the truck, records state, Pittman asked her, “Can you help me with this?” as he motioned to his exposed genitals, court documents state.

    The woman contacted Texas A&M University Police several days later and identified Pittman from a lineup.

    It was the second time Pittman has been arrested in less than six weeks. He was charged with driving while intoxicated in September but has not stood trial on that charge.

    Texas A&M football coach Dennis Franchione said Thursday he would not comment and directed reporters to Byrne’s statement.

    The statement, issued Thursday afternoon, said only that Pittman had been suspended from the program indefinitely for violating Athletic Department rules and the university’s code of conduct.

    Pittman has not played in a game this season for the Aggies and was being redshirted.

    [​IMG]
     
    #38 Baqui99, May 12, 2005
  19. Asian Sensation

    Asian Sensation Member

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 1999
    Messages:
    18,256
    Likes Received:
    7,359


    Aahhahahah thats a brilliant idea ... Seriously... it works! If your decent to above avg good lookin and don't drive a bucket.
     
    #39 Asian Sensation, May 12, 2005
  20. droxford

    droxford Member

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2001
    Messages:
    10,598
    Likes Received:
    2,129
    Stop your car. get out. say this:

    " 'scuse me. My name is 3814, and everyday, I come driving by here on my way to work. And every day I see you here standing at the bus stop. And every day, I tell myself, 'wow - that is a good looking girl. I just gotta stop and introduce myself someday, or I'll regret it.' So here I am, hopefully not to look too much like a fool, introducing myself to you. Sadly, I gotta be at work really soon, and don't have a lot of time to talk right now, but I just HAD to say something to you."

    It shouldn't take more than a couple of minutes.
     
    #40 droxford, May 13, 2005
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 2 of 37

Share This Page