that girl, standing by the bus-stop...what should i do???

If you do get a date with her, remember to spank it before you go out...

 

in vancouver?

 

Holey Moley!

It's Tera Patrick. She's back in Canada!

 

you should fien car trouble one morning when you knwo she's there, pull over and start talking. THen when she gets on the bus - take and tell your boss your car stalled out

 

I don't know. I kinda get the impression that she is not threatened by you and isn't taking you serious.

Which is not a bad thing.

Tell her a joke and look at her response. If she laughs and gives you the F*** me look, then your gold pony boy.

 

the monkees!

this is sooooo funny!! i feel like i'm watching a soap opera! or an episode of The OC.

 

That Puck line is Gold.

 

This is the Days of Our Clutch BBS brought to you by 3814!

 

I could not help myself:

There once was a guy from Vancouver
Who saw a chick and wanted to do her
His pick-up line was corny
And he got a little too horny
And now he's afraid he's a loser

 

You let there be a 7 or 8 minute silence??? My goodness you have no game. You couldn't ask her about how she liked her job, or even come up with some ridiculous compliment to fill time? Maybe something about the song on the radio, or places you are driving past, anything? Step it up, player.

 

This is the only thing that gets me through work.

 

That's what I was thinking, but Chad needs positive encouragement...I was afraid that if we criticize him too harshly, he might stop trying, and that would suck for all of us who are following this thread .

 

LATINA?

GOTTA ask where from, dude.
"Hey, what country are you from, eh? (you hoser)"

 

MIA: Don't you hate that?

VINCENT:What?

MIA:Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bull**** in order to be comfortable?

VINCENT:I don't know.

MIA:That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the **** up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

VINCENT:I don't think we're there yet. But don't feel bad, we just met each other.

 

3814 should have been at work quite some time ago.

What happened?

a) He drove against the bus standing at the bus stop while staring at her.
b) She went with him and gave him a "ride ride".
c) She's a transsexual hooker, he just drove to some sleazy motel with her, digital camera with him and all ready to give his best to take some pics for his BBS buddies before discovering "her" secret. 3814 fainted.

 

one of my favorite things about my marriage. also the fact that my wife lists Pulp Fiction as her favorite movie!

 

How about all 3?

 

These are great! I vote for a) or c) .

 

She might be Canadian.

 

haha "canadians" with their flopping heads and their beady little eyes.

3814, why don't you tell us again what this is all a-bout.

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