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that girl, standing by the bus-stop...what should i do???

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 3814, May 12, 2005.

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  1. francis 4 prez

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    just imagine if she'd said "man, talk about blowing it." as she got out of the car. who knows where 3814 takes that.





    and yeah, this seems a little crazy (but damn hilarious and certainly worthy of thread of the year nomination) but what are you gonna do. i can only hope the second encounter is as memorable and transcribed as accurately and word-for-word as the first.
     
    #181 francis 4 prez, May 18, 2005
  2. mr_gootan

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    Aren't hookers legal in BC? Didn't they pass a law last year that hookers can use their place of residence as their office for protection-sake? (I read the newspaper while on vacation there)

    She either was freaked out that you wanted to use your car, or she wasn't a hooker because it was in the AM. She was probably a dealer.

    Just give her flowers and chocolate and see what she does.
     
    #182 mr_gootan, May 18, 2005
  3. arno_ed

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    This is a very funny thread. Please keep us posted 3814.
    It sound very strange, i also think you did not hear correctly what she said.
     
    #183 arno_ed, May 18, 2005
  4. fadeaway

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    I would like to hear from our resident stalker, sideshow Kam, on this matter.
     
    #184 fadeaway, May 18, 2005
  5. 3814

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    lmao...

    anyways...here's the update. and its BETTER news than yesterday.

    this morning was absolute pouring rain, almost hail - which of course meant - action time.

    and bingo - she didn't have an umbrella...can you say take 2?

    i had the camera, but opted for stopping to try and clear whatever up...so here's how it went...

    i'm driving by, and as i approach, i see her step forward a bit - so i think to myself, "i gotta stop."

    i roll down the window and ask - you still up for that ride?

    her: the drive ride yeah.
    me: sounds like a good starting place.

    she gets in my truck. looking a bit worse than yesterday, but more awake in some way - probably because of the rain.

    me: so, i kinda wanna clear up yesterday - it was early, i didn't really have my head on straight - so yeh, sorry about the way i may have come across.

    her: yeah, you were kind of an *******.

    me: well, you kind of lead me on.

    her: how did i lead you on?

    me: by asking me if i wanted a ride.

    her: i wasn't asking you, i was making fun of the way you said it.

    me: how'd i say it.

    her: with an australian accent.

    okay...first of all, i don't know wtf she's talkin about with that - cuz i clearly don't have an aussie accent...

    me: well, it kept on goin past that...but yeh, whatever, lets just forget about yesterday...where do you need to go?

    her: _____________ (15 minute drive)

    me: alright.

    (she then turns the radio up for some awkward reason, which causes no talking for about 7 or 8 minutes...after that, i turn the radio down)

    me: so uh, you work there?

    her: where?

    me: _____________

    her: yeah.

    (she then turns the radio back up again and starts singing to the song "californication" by RHCP)

    as we get within a minute of the place, i turn the radio back off...

    me: so, you gonna need a ride again tomorrow?
    her: depends if it's raining or not...

    (i don't know if that is sarcasm or not...she said it in an unsarcastic kinda way)...

    me: well, i'll pray for rain.
    her: haha...i'll pray for sun......just kidding (in response to my awkward uncertainty and silence).
    me: i know you'll be doin the raindance all night...you can't resist me.
    her: watch me.
    me: but i don't wanna.

    (we pull up to her workplace...a small coffee shop)

    me: well, have a good day.
    her: you too. see ya around.
    me: yeh, later.

    i was late for work...but it was worth it. we'll see how this turns out. oh, and i still don't really give a **** what happens...so i'll prob just keep on askin her if she wants a ride. oh, and i'm gonna put a hockey puck in my truck - for my patented pick-up line... wanna puck?
     
    #185 3814, May 18, 2005
  6. pippendagimp

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    she's nuts. cut your losses my man....cut your losses.
     
    #186 pippendagimp, May 18, 2005
  7. FranchiseBlade

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    You need to show up in your truck tomorrow with an Australian bush hat on, and dressed like the crocodile hunter. Then keep throwing out bad stereo typical 'Australian' lines. Have your stereo playing to some INXS, ACDC, and Men at Work.

    G'day Mate
     
    #187 FranchiseBlade, May 18, 2005
  8. Dr of Dunk

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    She's a marionette - and seemingly not a very bright one at that.... don't do it.
     
    #188 Dr of Dunk, May 18, 2005
  9. mogrod

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    Why does this whole thing remind me of the movie "Heartbreakers"?
     
    #189 mogrod, May 18, 2005
  10. fya

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    Keep ****in with her man, she's into you or she wouldn't get in a stranger's truck. Just wrap your johnson bro!
     
    #190 fya, May 18, 2005
  11. pippendagimp

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    Don't do it man!! She's gonna boil your pet rabbit!! Run as far and as fast as you can!!:D
     
    #191 pippendagimp, May 18, 2005
  12. KingCheetah

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    "me: i know you'll be doin the raindance all night...you can't resist me.
    her: watch me.
    me: but i don't wanna."
    ___________

    The crowd groans...

    :D
     
    #192 KingCheetah, May 18, 2005
  13. Another Brother

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    Don't listen to the haters baby, do your thang. Man, this is like a movie!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #193 Another Brother, May 18, 2005
  14. VesceySux

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    I demand a poll on this matter.

    [​IMG]
     
    #194 VesceySux, May 18, 2005
  15. KaiSeR SoZe

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    update us tommorow..

    this is ****in great!

    if she's as fine as you say...and she doesn't seem as crazy now..then take it all the way

    and if she goes psycho after awhile just 'hit and run' if you know what i mean
     
    #195 KaiSeR SoZe, May 18, 2005
  16. Mr. Brightside

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    you've got past the hardest part of meeting her. now everything else should be a piece of cake. good luck..
     
    #196 Mr. Brightside, May 18, 2005
  17. MoBalls

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    Does this woman have an adams apple?

    If not....she seems like she may be playing hard to get or she doesnt like your ass. This is a very interesting story.....you have two strikes against you so far. Your playing her little game and you're Canadian.
     
    #197 MoBalls, May 18, 2005
  18. Austin70

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    She has been in your car twice, check for any of her hair that fell out and save it, make it to a doll.:D
     
    #198 Austin70, May 18, 2005
  19. moestavern19

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    If she's teasing you she wants your member.

    Get all up in that ass and videotape it.

    Post back with some "visual evidence", and immediatley you are Poster of the year.

    Yeah I have the power to do that.

    :) :cool:
     
    #199 moestavern19, May 18, 2005
  20. KingCheetah

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    Are you sure you can still handle all that 'power' ~ looks like the rap tourney kicked your ass...

    ;)
     
    #200 KingCheetah, May 18, 2005
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