I dont know how you remember a less than one page thread that was locked over 5 and a half years ago. But anyway it seems like vaioavan63 has not changed much. Also, he probably shouldnt still have underage female friends...
Kobe Bean Bryant: Hey Katelyn Katelyn Faber: What the heck do you want? Kobe Bean Bryant: I was thinking about Colorado last night, wondering if you want to have an encore? ause: Kobe Bean Bryant: Katelyn can i tap that again? Katelyn Faber: Go to hell, I have Ron Artest now...sucka!
Me: so when can i tap that? Her: tap what Me: tap thatttttttttt Her: hey i gotta send u sth Me: uh oh are u gonna send some sex my way? Her: sec Me: this is going nowhere. then we have a normal conversation...she sent me a link to some stupid forum
Seems like a sick way to break the friend zone. If there's some potential its a nice way of breaking the ice and throwing it out there and if not, well its just a joke after all.
I agree, I love the thread and the idea. Too bad there isn't really a similarly "casual" expression in German I can think of to ask the same question and be able to play it off as a joke if the reaction is not positive... I really laughed at several of the (parody and real) dialogues posted here .
pippendagimp: got a question marina: ? pippendagimp: when u gonna let me tap dat? marina: which dat? haha pippendagimp: dat azz marina: whose ass?? haha pippendagimp: what about after 11 tonite? marina: haha r u serious? pippendagimp: is that too late? marina: you're really serious??? pippendagimp: not playin marina: not playin with my ass thats right haha pippendagimp: ok 11 it is marina: this is a joke? pippendagimp: nope marina: call me pippendagimp: no marina: why not pippendagimp: don't wanna ruin the tappin moment w/ words marina: ur crazy pippendagimp: ya for dat azz marina: well im gonna watch dr house at 11 pippendagimp: can u watch upside down? marina: haha marina: come at 12 pippendagimp: nah i'm busy at 12 marina: u jerk!! haha pippendagimp: ok 12
LOL, no...actually, it's just that it was much too boring to post. Turns out she was out with a bunch of fellow teachers that I don't have cell #'s for, so I couldn't text any of them. I asked her and she was like "any time you want" and that was basically it. Really hilarious. Whoever said this game is lame for married people was right.
True that. My own personal experience: rhad: So when are you gonna let me tap that her: as soon as you get your vasectomy Ouch.
haha...I just knew your follow-up post was going to be golden! Texting wife for a tap, wife drinking, wife hanging with other drinking friends, pure vicarious gold. Married people should be barred from participating.
Oh. My. God. The Thadeus has done it again! I just laughed so loudly that the guy in the office next to me came over to ask what the hell was so funny.
Girl 1: Me: Que pasa mami Girl: Workin..wats up wit u Me: working too sexy...got a question for u Girl: oh yeah...what is dat? Me: when u gonna let me tap dat ass? LONG PAUSE Me: umm....hello? Girl calls: what the hell? r u okay? Me: answer the question Girl: umm....i dont know...you joking rite..what is wrong with you today? I had to come clean. Girl 2: Me: Yo, whats up Girl: nothin, whats up wit you? Me: Got a question for you Girl: ask Me: when you gonna let me tap dat ass? Girl: u r so gay Me: If I was gay, I wouldn't ask Girl: leave me alone. its 10 in the morning Me: so 10 at nite you would? Girl: i'm about to call your wife Me: and? Girl: u are dumb. bye!
Crackas speak jive too. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6fZwMcoDVJM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6fZwMcoDVJM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
Lovely_Lady_Di: sup? me: so when are you gonna let me tap that? Lovely_Lady_Di: no habla english me: ¿tan cuándo va usted a dejarme grifo que? Lovely_Lady_Di: no se me no habla espanol me: so wann sind Sie dabei, mich Klaps dass zu lassen? Lovely_Lady_Di: no german here the only thing i know is http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/pages-signs/n/no.htm to your question sigh damn, pwned... I tried
