Me: hey girl what's up Her: NM I hate my ****ing boss, just sayin.. Me: So I gotta ? for ya Her: Hmm? Me: When can I tap that? Her: How long till your birthday?
Not going to lie, I thought some of these were fake until I tried it. Me: hey, so when are you gonna let me tap that? Her: haha...it aint free Me: what's it going to take? Her: i dnt think u have it...its all good. i have someone to take my place Me: whoa hold up, what don't i have? Her: haha time silly. come out with us thurs please! i rly want u to meet her Me: will she let me tap? Her: if u play ur cards right Me: that means yes, right?! Her: She hangs out with some hot friends so I'm excited.
i agree....this is for single people only. funny to read but us married folks can't really play along.
dang i was going to text this girl that gave me her number last friday night honestly i found the girl to be not my type at all but turns out that the number she gave me was a pager and not a cell phone i dont even remember her name but the pager is registered in a business name in rancho palos verdes not in century city like she said (i guess having all sorts of reverse lookup tools at your disposal is not a bad thing) i will try with a different friend now.
me: hey what you up to? her: just at work. you? me: hey i gota quick question herk..ill let this one be free..lol =) me: when are you going to let me tap dat hermg. are you being serious? have you been drinking? me: im a busy man, i need an answer her: haha.well sorry. not from me my dear. i think i got her
You must not be married. This thread is great, but it has really made me realize how much I can't stand most of the texting abbreviations out there.
Oh, that is not true. I am married and sent this to a married friend: me: Question...when you gonna let me tap that? her: haha, aren't you tired of all the crazy b****es?! me: never! time... me: Actually, was supposed to text to a random female as a part of a group joke, thought you would be good because of the (husband who is jealous of me) factor her: Especially if he ever reads your texts! me: That is my hope...that he spies on you...then you are all mine! her: So evil!
Ok so i did this to a few of my homeboys and their responses were hilarious. Oh and it made my day go by really quick Friend 1. Me: Hey how are you Him : good workin so whats been up Me: school tryin to graduate Him: that's good. Me: Quick question Long pause Him: working that's why i couldn't text you back so quick Me: its cool you gotta make my money Him: you know it Me: so when are you gonna let me tap that ass Him: Well last time i brought it up you said no Me: ummm i dont remember that. So can i put it on layaway? Him: Dont have me waiting too long baby he calls..... i ignore Me: i told you i dont have my favs anymore so hit me up after 9 Him: cool Friend 2 Me: Hey buddy how are you Him : EV-LYN! WHERE THE FREAK YOU BEEN!? If you say summer school imma slap you.lol Me: Summer school lmao where you at Him: PIMP HAND STRONG!!! I'm in indianapolis, got a trip to Tampa tomorrow Me: Im jealous Quick Question Him: Quick answer Me: When are you gonna let me tap that ass Him: Whenever you pay me my money from last time. aint gon fall for it a 2nd time Me: you know you a sucka for that good Him: I may be a a sucka but I ain't no slave Me: Can i have a discount Him: WHAT da*uckouttahere Me: We friends right. So is that a yes? I should get a discount since you still have my Maroon 5 and 2 Lupe Fiasco CD's HIM: No discounts on this daddy, i got tosses lined up for days trying to get this D! ain't you in class? smh i gave you back both of them. i can burn you a copy of each. I got Lupe songs folks never heard of. Don't hurt em RICH! Me: Yeah he looking for the pipets so we can do this experiment.You may have tosses lined up but they don't got that good like me Him: Eh idk about that one...Gabrielle and Sanaa was def up there. you was aaaaiiiiiggghhhttttt.HAHAHAHAHAHA Me: LMAO i'll give you 2 points for that 1. that was nice Him: *Harlem shake* Me: No but seriously you still have CD's Friend 3 Me: HOME SKILLET!! whats good Him: I'm good you Me: chillin trying to pass these classes. What have you been up to? Him: trying to find somewhere to live off campus Me: oh so when are you gonna let me tap that ass Him: when I get my apartment, then it's Mr. Nasty Time Me. Mr. Nasty time...Mr. Nasty time heyyyyyyyyyyyy. We gotta go to Chili's first and get some southwestern eggrolls and some molten chocolate cake Him: oh hells yeah then its gonna be on and poppinnnnnnnnnnnnnn Me: LMFAO BF Me: Hey what you doin Him: bout to eat Me: when are you gonna let me tap that ass Him: Shidddddddddd probably tonight. What time you talkin Me: Whenever Him: Around nine is good. Imma get in them pantie draws. Me: boy stopppp. imma get in your pannie draws first. Him: We'll see Me: LMAO
I tried to follow the proper format this time with my friend Kathy. Me: Hey, when are you going to let me tap that? Her: How bad do you want to tap that? Me: Moderately bad Her: Just moderately? Me: It depends, when are you free? Her: After Sept. 20th I'm like and then she texts again and says: I have to focus on the marathon until then. I'm laughing, because she set herself up with that weird comment, but I told her I'll be waiting.
