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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. BleedsRocketRed

    BleedsRocketRed Member

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    nah motohouston.com
     
    #61 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 4, 2009
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    thats what snuggies are for :p
     
    #62 dianap07, Aug 4, 2009
  3. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Oh, okay. I'll give it a shot.

    My wife is on her way to a happy hour with all her teacher friends. I have all their cellphone numbers. I'll give them a while to get 'settled'....then the fun begins!
     
    #63 ima_drummer2k, Aug 4, 2009
  4. rhadamanthus

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    Start with our wife first. When she denies you (she will), move to her friends.

    Hilarity is bound to result.
     
    #64 rhadamanthus, Aug 4, 2009
  5. Scarface281

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    One of mine (did this Friday night):

    Me: ay girl, wen you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: Haha, I don't know, you tell me.
    Me: tomorrow night at your house
    Her: Haha kk, that sounds like fun.
    Me: so what you up to?
    ...normal conversation and yes we did. This girl won't leave me alone actually.
     
    #65 Scarface281, Aug 4, 2009
  6. BleedsRocketRed

    BleedsRocketRed Member

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    I just sent "het girl so when you gonna let me tap that" to 4 girls. we shall see how this works. Now im out of numbers after this... :(
     
    #66 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 4, 2009
  7. RocketsPimp

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    Me: What up girl? So when you gonna let me tap that?
    Waitress from Expose: Never
    Me: Why you gotta be so negative ;)
     
    #67 RocketsPimp, Aug 4, 2009
  8. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    I can vouch for this, as Scarface281 has actually sent me a picture of the girl:

    [​IMG]
     
    #68 ima_drummer2k, Aug 4, 2009
  9. tested911

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    Dude she's about to bust out spirit fingers lol
     
    #69 tested911, Aug 4, 2009
  10. fmullegun

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    I tried it, but all of the girls were asian and had no idea what "tap that" mean.

    Not really trying to explain it to them.
     
    #70 fmullegun, Aug 4, 2009
  11. ClutchCityReturns

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    Me: "Say girl, when you gonna let me tap that?"

    Her: "The **** is this?"

    Me: "Kurt. We haven't spoken in a while...I was just texting you as a joke."

    Her: "Oh dude. Not funny. My bf is sittin right here too. What's been up!?"
     
    #71 ClutchCityReturns, Aug 4, 2009
  12. BrieflySpeaking

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    Me: Yo
    Her: What it do?!!?
    Me: I got a quick question
    Her: ok.....
    Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: what da???? what are u talkin about tap what....im not olivia!
    Me: that means soon right??
    Her: who is this???
    Me: me arturo, who else
    Her: ur pulling my strings right, im weirded out what are u talkin about
    Me: you know you want me
    :::then she calls and I dont answer:::
    Me: sorry cant talk right now
    Her: do you know who u r texting...is this a joke where da hell did this come from??
     
    #72 BrieflySpeaking, Aug 4, 2009
  13. SwoLy-D

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    Kurt_ClutchCityReturns: "Uh, sorry. I know. Not funny. Well, then, ask your bf when HE's going to let me tap that. :eek: "
     
    #73 SwoLy-D, Aug 4, 2009
  14. desi tmac91

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    Epic thread.

    I will post mine in a few, busy at the moment. :p
     
    #74 desi tmac91, Aug 4, 2009
  15. Scarface281

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    I told you not to show anyone!!

    :p
     
    #75 Scarface281, Aug 4, 2009
  16. BleedsRocketRed

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    Me: hey girl when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: who is this
    Me: greg
    Her: greg who?
    Me: greg from houston
    Her ya i see that but i know moe then one greg dur
    Me: greg from geology class. old school
    Her: hey whats up didnt have ur numb anymore
    Me: that sucks

    that was the end of it... hahahaha
     
    #76 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 4, 2009
  17. RocketsPimp

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    You: soooo....not that we have catch up out of the way....when ya gonna let me tap that?
     
    #77 RocketsPimp, Aug 4, 2009
  18. DwangBoy

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    Is it me or does that sound funny..
     
    #78 DwangBoy, Aug 4, 2009
  19. BleedsRocketRed

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    lmao thats awesome
     
    #79 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 4, 2009
  20. BleedsRocketRed

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    Ok so a long 10 mins later the convo went on

    Her: oh hey!
    Me hahaha yea whats up
     
    #80 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 4, 2009
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