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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. Red Chocolate

    Red Chocolate Member

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    Summer Song Giver,

    Man. That girl sounds really dumb. Guys, there will be NO 'asking' the girl if you can tap that. The only questions are 'when' and possibly 'where'.

    But the best part of this is not only that you can get away scot-free if rejected, but you have a great litmus test for the girl with zero risk. If she is cool and jokes about it, she is probably a keeper. If she gets b****y/defensive, probably not worth pursuing.
     
    #41 Red Chocolate, Aug 4, 2009
  2. tmac2k8

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    ME: hey hey 10:55 AM

    HER:
    hey there 10:56 AM

    ME:
    i had a quick question 10:56 AM

    HER:
    ? 10:56 AM

    ME:
    when you gonna let me tap that? 10:56 AM

    HER:
    lmfao! 10:58 AM

    ME:
    that means soon right? 10:59 AM

    HER:
    wow! 10:59 AM

    you caught me off guard with that ? 10:59 AM

    u ok over there?!?! 10:59 AM

    where is the real you?! 10:59 AM

    ME:
    he dissapeard after seeing those bikini pictures you posted on facebook 11:00 AM

    HER:
    LOL 11:00 AM
    LOL! 11:00 AM

    ME:
    and are you telling me the REAL LT wouldn't want to tap that?? 11:00 AM

    HER:
    the LT I know wouldnt say that 11:01 AM

    lol 11:01 AM

    he was a very polite gentleman! 11:01 AM

    lol 11:01 AM

    ME:
    well, it seems like your more entertained with this version of LT 11:01 AM

    so i'll stick with what works 11:01 AM

    11:01 AM

    HER:
    hahahaha 11:02 AM

    your silly 11:02 AM

    ME:
    hey check it out 11:02 AM

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=172931 11:02 AM

    HER:
    lmfao! 11:02 AM

    that is hilarious 11:03 AM

    wow 11:03 AM

    are you posting it on there too?! lol 11:03 AM

    ME:
    oh yeah baby 11:04 AM

    HER:
    omg these are hilarious! 11:04 AM

    ME:
    in all seriousness though...I would SOOO love to tap that 11:05 AM
     
    #42 tmac2k8, Aug 4, 2009
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  3. rawool

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    Lol, nice one, tmac2k8. :D
     
    #43 rawool, Aug 4, 2009
  4. DieHard Rocket

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    That is hilarious. I feel like I'm 14 again giggling at this thread.
     
    #44 DieHard Rocket, Aug 4, 2009
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  5. Vinsanity

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    what was the name of that intelligent bot program that you could chat with and ask questions to? I think moes posted it.
     
    #45 Vinsanity, Aug 4, 2009
  6. Vinsanity

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    me: what up
    her: just woke up
    me: ok cool, quick question
    me: when u gonna let me tap that
    her: are you ok?
    me: yeah, can i hit?
    her: if you still lived here, of course
    me: what about when i visit
    her: yes of course
    me: ok well i was jus joking, its an internet thing
    her: lol well u got my hopes up since we are stuck in friend zone
     
    #46 Vinsanity, Aug 4, 2009
  7. GladiatoRowdy

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    me: Hey baby, when can I tap that?
    wife: donno

    Boring married people FTW!!!
     
    #47 GladiatoRowdy, Aug 4, 2009
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  8. Vinsanity

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    LoL! This one sucks! :)
     
    #48 Vinsanity, Aug 4, 2009
  9. Duncan McDonuts

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    I feel like such a nerd for knowing what this means...
     
    #49 Duncan McDonuts, Aug 4, 2009
  10. Oski2005

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    I don't think I buy these unless people post pics of their phones.
     
    #50 Oski2005, Aug 4, 2009
  11. Vinsanity

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    me: yo
    her: wow have not hrd from u in awhile
    me: :)
    her: u still have that gf?
    me: no she got hit by a bus
    her: what!
    me: jk, when u gonna let me tap that?
    her: omg
    me: ya
    her: ur a jerk
    me: ya
    **** pause
    me: well?
    her: r u serious?
    me: ya, when can I contribute to the tapjar?
    her: lol omg i'm working, holla later
     
    #51 Vinsanity, Aug 4, 2009
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  12. GladiatoRowdy

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    Surely you believe mine. ;)
     
    #52 GladiatoRowdy, Aug 4, 2009
  13. Deuce

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    This thread was a fun read. :D
     
    #53 Deuce, Aug 4, 2009
  14. RedRowdy111

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    so....nobody got a tap?
     
    #54 RedRowdy111, Aug 4, 2009
  15. rawool

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    #55 rawool, Aug 4, 2009
  16. BleedsRocketRed

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    Me: hey
    Her: hey hey
    Me: when ya gonna let me tap that?
    Her: ummm never...why
    Me: damn i was on a need to know basis
    Her: loser
    Me: sorry it was a joke i was doing
    Her: ok i thought so

    Damn, crash and burrrrrrrn!
     
    #56 BleedsRocketRed, Aug 4, 2009
  17. Scarface281

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    TeamXbox?
     
    #57 Scarface281, Aug 4, 2009
  18. BrieflySpeaking

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    alright i think imma do this, be back with an update :D
     
    #58 BrieflySpeaking, Aug 4, 2009
  19. Scarface281

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    Haha, this is how I did it. Was much fun.
     
    #59 Scarface281, Aug 4, 2009
  20. Summer Song Giver

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    ok, mine called my phone, I sent her to voicemail, she knows my name, this could end badly....
     
    #60 Summer Song Giver, Aug 4, 2009
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