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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009.

  1. amaru

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    Ahh okay......small guy. Got it :)
     
  2. Yonkers

    Yonkers Member

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    Just give it up. In this thread CF has already crowned him king and you clown. Go revive your rep elsewhere. It's gone in this thread.
     
  3. shipwreck

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    As I have said, many times, if refuted, I will repent, and do so on Travis' terms, and will not reveal anyone's likeness or identities. Until I am convinced it is not the girl that I know, whom I believe it to be, on well-informed-enough reason to make a complete mockery of a great thread and make an embarrassing scene taking on almost the entire board, I'll see my theory through because of the criminal implications for the board.

    I really wish I didn't give a **** about her or protocol like tdash, and could post her picture.
     
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  4. shipwreck

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    Please give all your rep to Travis. It's so very important to me.
     
  5. Honey Bear

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    Unless she's topless in that pic, and the peanut gallery at Clutchfans can scrutinize the corresponding nipple alignment, it won't prove anything. Let it go brah, you can make a play at your girl when she turns 18.


    Good things happen to patient people.
     
  6. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    At the risk of pissing off the peanut gallery, I'm going to just add that either the boob picture has very low light exposure or the girl in the graduation pic has much lighter hair than the one in the topless photo. Personally I like both TDash and shipwreck, so I'm hoping that this somehow turns out well (probably not gonna happen but oh well)
     
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  7. Master Baiter

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    It was a picture of t***. If the girls is underage:

    A. How would you know that they are her t***?
    B. If so, what made you so familiar with an underage girl's t***?
    C. You seem to be AWFULLY aware of some underage girl's t*** regardless if it is the girl in the picture or not.
    D. You sound REALLY ****ING BITTER! Jesus, have a drink or something.
     
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  8. shipwreck

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    I have never seen her t*** by their lonesome. I can say that they are massive despite her small frame and arms, and that her skin is extremely pale yet has no distinct marks and a reddish tone. Even if she died her hair or tanned for the graduation picture, this girl would get red rather than tan, much like myself. Look at the white in that image on the shirt next to her. Compare the complexions of all three. They clearly not the same girl, IMO.

    I am not bitter, but I can see how it would seem that way because I called him a tool several times before I figured the jailbait part out. I am just tired, and sort of stuck in this argument. If I back out, it is tantamount to admitting that I am trolling, and that is not the case. At least it certainly was not my intention. I really don't even care at this point, but it is frustrating that the board is all too bonered up to even consider the dire possibility that we are hosting an extremely, um, illegal image. The ramifications are serious enough that I'm willing to risk be wrong about this one. But I ain't havin' no fun.

    Apologies for the derail, everyone. I accept your hate for it.

    Sigh, I could use a drink.
     
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  9. greatpacha1

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    Wow. This thread turned into a shipwreck
     
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  11. shipwreck

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    I was given rep, presumably from Eric Riley, that was a link to girl X's facebook page. The girl is indeed of age, but um, let's just say that her name is maybe two cents away from the precise pseudonym Travis used in his phone screen grabs. I do not think there is a world in which he is that stupid to put this girl's information out there with such close cues to her actual identity. I think he was simply inspired by girl X's name when forming the pseudonym he used. Also, girl X lives in Austin, although it is certainly possible she could have visited Houston. I'm locked out of her profile so I can only infer so much (whereas I have access to all of "my girl's" profile, and the body of evidence is extremely congruent with boobie picture).

    Girl X is also much tanner, although she does appear to have a red complexion, but it is far from pale. Her hair does seem to match much more in color and form. I can't speak for the breasts, but they seem smaller. I can't rule out that she is the girl in the boobie picture, but I am far from convinced. She looks more like boobie girl though than the graduation picture necklace girl.

    My theory is that Travis' ex "Mary" is in the graduation pic with that necklace and that he took it back when they split. It's a common James Avery necklace, my girlfriend tells me. That's just spitballing though. All I'm sure of is that Travis' story and timelines do not add up, and if he is doing so in an effort to get rep and look cool at a minor's expense, well that's frowned upon I would say.

    There really is no win here. Travis can't prove who the boobie picture is of without further revealing, and I also cannot show you whom I believe it to be because it would be grossly unfair to whomever the girl is. The picture just needs to be taken down. Unless boobie girl comes in here and identifies herself, this will be remain up to the eye of the beholder. Now that would be a f**king crescendo ending to this calamity/shipwreck of a thread.
     
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  12. Jontro

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    More tittays?
     
  13. jank1434

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    sHiPwreck = Heypartner? Who cares? Just enjoy them while they're up.
     
  14. Yonkers

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    jeebus christ, the picture was taken with a cell phone with it's flash on. You're expecting proper photographic color temperature?
     
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    His complexion seems fine, and consistent with that smoking hot mom picture that proved nothing. Why would hers react differently?
     
  17. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I can discern but only two facts from this entire thread. 1) the picture of that girl's boobies gave me a boner, and 2) shipwreck took it away.

    ........and that's tough on an old man like me.
     
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  18. TdashDUB

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    Wow. Get a god damned life. WTF gives YOU any right to continue to pry open my private life's door?? In no way was there EVER any inkling of connection between what has been posted here and your fucking underaged friend you mental patient!!! WHAT POSSIBLE CONNECTION is there with that damned boob picture that out of EVERY FUCKING FEMALE THAT EXISTS IN THIS FUCKING STATE - would IMMEDIATELY draw you to suspect of some big titted fucking MINOR?!?? Holy ****....

    Yeah knob, the FB you've eavesdropped is her, and yeah she was in Houston - still is. How is it so far fetched that I just don't want to risk any chance of hurting her or releasing her identity anymore than I already have you dunce, what do you expect me to say?!.

    Dude. Get examined.

    Sorry for the language folks.


    I'm done.
     
  19. Yonkers

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    Firstly, his complexion is all reddish. He's brighter in the face where the flash hits him and a big drop off shadow at the shoulders. Same with her. Bright on her tittays and a drop off on her neck and shoulders.

    Secondly, he's not even in the second picture. So what are you comparing to when you say his complexion seems fine. If she was too yellow in the second picture but he looked the same across both, then you have an argument.
     
  20. shipwreck

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    If that's the truth, you should have picked a smarter pseudonym.

    DROPS MIC.
     

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