Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Me: Hey gurl! Whatz up?
Her: Nothing. You?
Me: Nuthin, just chilling. Hey I gotta ? 4 U.
Her: Yeah?
Me: I was wondering when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: Not anytime soon. Sorry bub.
Me: Ok have a nice day!!!
Me: Actually it was a joke. I asked ppl of the opposite sex and c what their responses were.
Her: Uh-huh sure it was...

 

WHATZ
4 U
C

how old are you 14?

 

Seriously, this thread is just painful to read...

 

wat u mean?

 

lol, so I gave in and tried it to a couple girls.

#1 (this girl might be slow...)

me: Question:
Her: Yes
me: when are u gonna let me tap that?
Her: idk
Her: what made u ask that question
me: my manhood
me: idk is not a sufficient answer
her: but i really don't... I dont think I can give you a date and time...
her: its not like scheduling an appointment
me: ur ****** lame. search "can i tap that" on google
her: ok
her: lol, this is what you do with your spare time
her: where are you
me: powell library. ur response was lame, i'm not even gonna share it
her: what? i was being honest. i didnt say no.
her: here let me ask the question
her: hey charles, when are you gonna let me tap that
me: tomorrow
her: thats not a good answer
me: f*** yea it is.
her: ok, so ask me again.
me: no, i don't wanna play anymore. ur no fun.



#2
me: question
her: yes
me: when u gonna let me tap that?
her: today if you let me
me: F*** yea!
me: naw for real tho next week when schools out we're makin a porno.
...
the rest of the convo is pretty explicit. I'd pretty much be putting *'s up every other word.



Girl #1 goes to school with me, Girl #2 doesnt do anything. Conclusion, smart girls suck.

 

I have to agree.

 

Why would you bump this!

 

Wow. :grin:
I expect to hear more hilarious stories from you newer ClutchFans members!

 

This thread is constantly bumped for it's greatness. I hadn't read any of the new ones since page 14...

 

Man, our generation used booze.....not technology.

DD

 

Nevermind I thought you were implying that this thread was horrible

 

Oh DaDa... you and that edit feature of yours.

 

Maybe you should've suggested the periodicals in Powell as a place or Franz Hall Basement - there are some dead areas in those two buildings...

 

sweet we have some fellow UCLA ppl up in here


seriously the stacks are a dead zone in powell

same with the first floor bookstore in ackerman for me

 

Bump...to see if some of you newbs can score some text taps...and to hopefully counterbalance the insanity this week's draft is dishing out.

 

Tap what? What is "that"? Tap her on her shoulder? Her hand? Butt? What?

 

You taking lessons from SwoLy or something?

 

TDA tap dat ass

 

definitely a relative of Swoly

 

Are these 16 pages worth a read? the first page or so just reads like teens texting and saying "psych just kidding!!" in the end....