Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Dude go for it.

 

If she's one of your weight management customers also, she might be serious. She might be going through a dry spell. =)

 

This just worked for me. You never know until you ask.

 

I would rep you for that "Yetti" part... but it appears the option is gone on you.

 

Me and GF today (in spanglish) over MSN:

her: hey babee
me: hey hey
her: what's up?
me: nothing, just finish Christmas shopping...
me: tiringg.. (tired smiley)
her: aww.. q me compraste?
me: hah nada todavia.
her: (mad smiley) wtf..
me: I'll buy it on friday if you answer my question.
her: ok, what?
me: when you gone let me tap DAT.
her: wow your sucha loser.
me: i'm serious, (her name)
her: ok than lol, whenever you get me in the mood.
me: mission, accomplished.


Thanks now she's been bothering me about her present.

 

How did the text conversation go?

 

Poor execution. No one to blame but yourself

 

Me: hmm so when are you going to let me tap that?

Her: LOL WHAAAT

Me: yeeeeeah, so when???!?!?

Her: hahahahahahahahhahaha wtffff
this is so not (my name)!!

Me: of course it is
im guessing by your silence you mean friday night. yes? okay.

Her: HAHAHAHAHAH. oh shiiiit

 

This thread has LMAO written all over it.

 

You are Iron Man

 

How ugly do most of these girls look.

The language they use is... not conducive to a beautiful woman.

"negatory"

"hahahahahahahahahahhaah"

 

Mac: So, when are you going to let me tap that?
Rick: You're not ready.
Mac: Great, So I'll see you on November 18th?
Rick: No

**** Awkward Pause ****
Adrian W: Sources are telling me that Rick doesn't want Mac to tap that, ever.
**** Awkward Pause ****

Mac: I just want to know when you'll let me tap that.
Rick: You need to practice more before you can tap that.
Mac: Tell me when.
Rick: Okay, you can tap Lebrons Azz on December 9th
Mac: LMAO The internet made me do it.

 

I just texted this girl who likes me a lot right now

Me: Hi
Her: Morning sexy
Me: I got a question
Her: Sup
Me: So when are you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: If I let you, I don't want you to go
Her: Don't tap and hit and run, tap and hit and stay
Me: haha
Her: Whats so funny Im being foreal
Me: haha I don't stay, I only play
Her: hahahah ass
Her: Play is fine, don't play me wrong
Me: I'll play with you in your thong
Her: Wrestle with me on the bed instead
Her: Why are you up so early?
Me: Can't sleep, I think I need a blow job, willing to give me one?
Her: hahaha
Me: Are you going to swallow?
Her: Only if i love you hahaha
Me: Thought you loved me
Her: Umm no
Me: Ok bye
Her: Why you saying bye
Me: If you don't swallow, I dont follow
Her: Your such a pain in the ass

LOL

 

over/under on the average age of people who have actually texted this to somebody...

16 1/2.

I'm taking the under.

 

are you her dealer or something?

 

I was wondering the same. I'll take the over but just barely.

 

worthless without pics

 

AGREED.

 

This I agree with...its one of the few times I kind of really need to see who the girl is...

 

Dork.