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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. Oski2005

    Oski2005 Member

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    I agree: [​IMG]


    me: Ay, when are you gonna let me tap dat
    Wonder Woman: Who is this Batman
    me: you know who it is
    WW: LOL, quit playing
    me: I'm serious, when can I tap dat star spangled azz
    WW: Hmm, let me finish taking down Cheetah first
    me: She can come along too
    me: wait, she's not like actually half cheetah is she
     
    #221 Oski2005, Aug 5, 2009
  2. The_Yoyo

    The_Yoyo Member

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    watch out Batman Jones may be upset you are tapping his girl
     
    #222 The_Yoyo, Aug 5, 2009
  3. Yonkers

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    which half is all that matters.

    btw, this thread is hilarious... lots of rep spread.
     
    #223 Yonkers, Aug 5, 2009
  4. MLittle577

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    me: hey when you gone let me hit it?

    Her: *opens door* "why are you texting me and we in the same house?!?"

    Me: *silence*
    Her: *crickets*

    The baby: "tat dat?"
    Her: you see?

    Long pause

    Me: so can I?
    Her: *slams door*
     
    #224 MLittle577, Aug 5, 2009
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  5. aussie rocket

    aussie rocket Member

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    OK.

    So it was too easy with the wife.

    So how about a dude. Yes, a dude.

    Rollin'

    aussie rocket: Have a question for ya

    unsuspecting male: What?

    ar: when can I tap that ass?

    um: ???

    ar: when can I tap your fine ass?

    long pause.....

    ar: I'll take your silence to mean Friday night.

    long pause.....

    um: are you on drugs? because your acting like a freak

    ar: the internet made me do it.



    Authors note. aussie rocket doesn't do dudes.
     
    #225 aussie rocket, Aug 5, 2009
  6. DoubleRods

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    CAN YOU WATCH UPSIDE DOWN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
    #226 DoubleRods, Aug 5, 2009
  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Being married and having kids...I find this hilarious and far more believable than most of the other posts.

    There should've been two rules set before this thing started...married people can't participate...and you can't ask your girlfriend. Makes it a little more interesting. :)



     
    #227 boomboom, Aug 5, 2009
  8. aussie rocket

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    eter Shearer/...I got a question for ya? When are ya gonna let me tap that?
    2:35:11 PMMichael J Davi...You better be rapping.
    2:35:23 PMPeter Shearer/...Nope. Down and dirty.
    2:35:55 PM◄Silence meaning Saturday night?
    2:36:12 PMMichael J Davi...Who, - be careful how you answer this - do you want to tap?
    2:36:23 PMPeter Shearer/...You my friend.
    2:36:33 PM◄It will be awesome.
    2:36:59 PMMichael J Davi...You're taking this marriage break thing a bit too far Peter.
    2:37:18 PMPeter Shearer/...Not at all. I think its good to play the field.
    2:37:51 PMMichael J Davi...As much as I like you Pete, I'm not prepared to 'pick up the soap' for you.
     
    #228 aussie rocket, Aug 5, 2009
  9. WhoMikeJames

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    While Baker and Sura liquor up ,Sura gladly ask him :"wen you gon let me tap that"

    Baker :"never"
    Sura :"NO!"
    Baker:"must be YAO!"
    Sura:"Wrong!"
    Baker:"Maby Mutombo?"
    Sura angry:"NONONO¡_¡_"
    Baker:"is it possible that u let me tap dat"
    Sura fall in a faint.
     
    #229 WhoMikeJames, Aug 5, 2009
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  10. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    I had the hardest time when my wife started to show because I kept thinking that I was jabbing the kid in the eye.
     
    #230 rockbox, Aug 5, 2009
  11. Royals Ego

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    [​IMG]
     
    #231 Royals Ego, Aug 5, 2009
  12. DoubleRods

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    Lol as i think about trying this on someone after reading all this, my balls receed into my pelvis. come on, balls!
     
    #232 DoubleRods, Aug 5, 2009
  13. aussie rocket

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    this is kind of addictive.

    I scabbed a number off my mate, for a chick that he got on with about 6 months ago.

    ar: got a question - when can I tap that azz?

    Her: um who is this?

    ar: i'll take that to mean Saturday

    her: No! whoever this pls stop txting me.

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Am I going to prison?
     
    #233 aussie rocket, Aug 6, 2009
  14. g1184

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    me: hey
    her: haha, hey.
    me: when you gonna let me tap that?
    her: wat?
    her: lolnolol.

    :(
     
    #234 g1184, Aug 6, 2009
  15. DoubleRods

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    so this is freaking contagious!!! heres mine from a couple minutes ago

    me: so all nighters have resumed, you on board
    her: negatory
    me: lame, its what all the cool kids are doin
    her: im reading twighlight. way cooler.
    me: lol cut that mess out and answer my question
    her: what question
    me: when you gonna let me tap that
    me: ur r****ded
    me: ill take that as a soon
    her:im gonna take that as a joke
    me: lol do i look like a clown
    her: good night.
    me: lol im just bored, the internet made me do it!


    no response... man yall got me burning bridges here!
     
    #235 DoubleRods, Aug 6, 2009
  16. across110thstreet

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    me: when can i tap that?
    ex: i must be confused. is it 1999?
    me: we can party like it is
    ex: you are r****ded. go to bed!
    me: my diamond is flawless
    (no response)
     
    #236 across110thstreet, Aug 6, 2009
  17. Scarface281

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    People definitely shouldn't lie about things like this on the internet. It's pretty sad if people are making these up.
     
    #237 Scarface281, Aug 6, 2009
  18. Kate81

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    Great thread, I would like to do this but I know the response won't be as funny as most of the ones I've read so far.
     
    #238 Kate81, Aug 6, 2009
  19. DoubleRods

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    so i got blocked on facebook for this one (totally worth it)

    so just straight up out of the blue
    me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
    her: what?
    me: that azz. when can i tap it?
    her: oh, wow. in your dreams, sweetie.
    me: lol, worth it.
    her: is getting blocked on facebook worth it?
    me: if it comes with a tappy tap
    (this person is offline)
    crap. WORTH IT
     
    #239 DoubleRods, Aug 6, 2009
  20. Zac D

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    I am, in my head, giving extra points to all who use the phrase "tappy tap," which makes me giggle uncontrollably.
     
    #240 Zac D, Aug 6, 2009
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