Just tried with the girlfriend: Me: Hey, got a quick question for ya... Her: Shoot Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: You have to wait at least a week :-( Sorry babe. You are so crazy! Tap that huh? Get an email from her at this point: So do you plan on telling me where in the world that came from? That's just not something we usually chat about while we are at work. Me: So, we gonna make up for lost time and let me tap it over and over again next week? Her: As many times as you want. Promise! Me: So, what do I do till then? Her: I think the answer is here on the tip of my tongue. Me: I'll see ya later Her: Can't wait ;-)
Ok, in the interest of trying to fit in and be cool... here is my attempt me: whats the password for your desktop? wife: oh crap, i think its ******** me: nope, says HP user... wife: I have no clue then me: think back to last year in the dorm, when you got up in the morning and logged on what did you type wife: oh yeah its ******* me: thanks me: putting all your files on this portable so you can move them to your laptop wife: thanks baby me: one last thing I need to ask you when you have a moment wife: sure me: when are you most willing to allow us to engage in sexual intercourse? wife: how about this evening? me: Can the thadeus come? wife: Maybe if the thadeus goes ass to mouth me: Awesome, one last thing... can you pick up a movie tonight from blockbuster? wife: sure, which one? me: My Life, starring Michael Keaton... wife: walked right into that one
LOL!!! Love this thread. I wish I was single so I could play that game. Me and my dude Me: Sweetie, when you gonna let me tap that? Him: I'm ready right now, honey Simple like that! lol. i want to try that with my married friend at work but i don't think i want to find out his answer. that would be awkward because i think he has a crush on me.
here goes... I sent a text to a coworker who recently dumped her bf: me: ____ her: What?! me: When can I tap that? her: Eeew u weirdo me: the Internet told me to say that me: well? her: ur so gross
Its even less funny with a 6 month preg wife: Me: Hey baby, gotta question for ya Her: Ok (I hit send accidentally) Her: Is that supposed to build suspense? Me: When you gonna let me hit that? Her: ??? Me: When do you wanna get down and dirty? Her: Jesus Me: You're supposed to say that during or after, or right after I undress Her: Haha..my back and feet hurt Me: You gonna answer my question? Her: You better get as much as you can now, bc in a few months we'll both be too tired to care Me: buzzkill Her: Bring me some grapes, too, romeo
Me: hey Her: whatsup? Me: what you up 2? Her: Nothing much, just finishing up the modeling shoot Me: when can I tap that? Her: What!??! Me: when can I tap that azz? Her: hmm, if you're serious, come over after 10 Me: okey dokie Not really funny, but it is what it is.
