I did it to my friend from work, we were currently in a convo, so I dropped it in on her: Me: Gotta question for ya. Her: HMMMM? (inside joke) Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: that, that, that Me: I knew you wouldn’t take me serious, damn. Her: That would have been hard to explain if I took you seriously! Another inside joke, there’s this remix of that Boom Boom Pow song on 104.1 KRBE if you’re in Houston, and its called Jung Kung Pow our boss loves it.
Your wife would love me then! Seriously, I asked my wife this as we were going to sleep, assuming as I said earlier in this thread, it would be a no (since she just started her monthly thing) and she looked at me and asked, "Why are you asking me that - are you okay?" I then explained to her about this thread and she sorta rolled her eyes. I then said to her that she would be turning me down and she actually said that she could make it work - it is only going to be messy the next 2 days or so!
And another one: Me: Hey what’s up lady? Her: Nothing just chilling Me: I gotta question 4 ya. Her: What’s up buddy? Me: When u gonna let me tap that? Her: What?!!! Her: Wtf are you being serious!!! Her again: Where the heck did that come from? Me: JK, calm down Her: Ha ha ha not funny loser, keep playing I’m going to tell your wife This soon after I told her my girl, not wife, was pregnant.
Whoa, let me see if I understand this correctly: You are married but "your girl" is pregnant? Did I read that right? If I did, are you the dad? Is she a mistress or something? Which I guess if that is what you want to do with your life, then so be it but I think it is "bad form" to be bragging about it. Forgive me if what I read isn't correct.
I must be in a bad mood... I am completely sure that I've never come across something I care less about than the T.O. Rome squawking. And this is the most disgusting post ever. ugh.
You did, no bragging, she calls her my wife cause we've been together for a while now and are having a baby, I will be marrying her though.
And actually those situations are sometimes the best when you are tired and don't feel like going through all the prep work of making it a "grand production". Hmm, I may ask the question when I get home again about "tapping that."
Me: Hey hot stuff. What are you doing? Her: (no response) I'm fairly confident that if she'd respond, she'd let me tap that though.
Hehe, sorry Jackie and DHR - got carried away. How long have you been going with the new moniker? I can't get used to calling you anything other than Jackie.
No doubt: Me: Hey babe, when you gonna let me tap that? Her: Never. And unlike some of the other married/engaged/committed people in here, I'm not texting that message to anybody else. Why would you do that? Even as a joke?
Aw its cool dude, its my fault I had feeling someone would take that the wrong way so I shoulda explained myself better. Thanks for that this is the 1st and I'm a little nervous, I'm 23 and bought to be a father.
OK here's my attempt. This is the girl I knew from college. But haven't talked to since graduation. Hot as hell. Spoiler Me: Hey Deanna, long time no see Me: How u been? . . . long pause . . Me: So when can I tap that? . . . no answer
