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Texans are virtually in the Playoffs

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by TheRealist137, Dec 27, 2015.

  1. Houstunna

    Houstunna Mr Graphix
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    Would be funny if Indy didn't even beat TEN...

    but everything else happened..

    except Texans losing of course.
     
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  2. Bobbythegreat

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Per a lengthy email from <a href="https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo">@ESPNStatsInfo</a> Colts have a 0.03% chance win the AFC South 3,326-1. They'd need 10 games to break right. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Texans?src=hash">#Texans</a></p>&mdash; Tania Ganguli (@taniaganguli) <a href="https://twitter.com/taniaganguli/status/681297574284935168">December 28, 2015</a></blockquote>
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  3. charlieaustin

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    I thought 35-3 was "pretty much safe". The odds are certainly in the Texans favor. Just go out and control your own destiny by beating the Jags!
     
  4. Fulgore

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    Ticket prices will go up next year
     
  5. vstexas09

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    sounds like a houston scenario for it all to break right
     
  6. macalu

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    LOL....dude, you're funny.
     
  7. A_3PO

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    Make fun all you want but this guy has earned ~$20 million in his career throwing less than 200 total passes.

    Becoming ridiculously wealthy running scout team: An American dream come true.
     
  8. Bobbythegreat

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    Oh no question, same for JaMarcus, I don't remember exactly how much he stole from the Raiders, but I'd love to have it.
     
  9. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    Is this something people can put money on? :p
     
  10. Bobbythegreat

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    Sure, head to Vegas, they'll take your money.
     
  11. Bobbythegreat

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    I mean, I can't imagine they get 10 game parlay bets all that often, but I don't see why they wouldn't take it.
     
  12. kudos1017

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    I'd definitely rest some of our better players, along with key older guys and those with minor injuries. I feel like a significant Texan injury is more likely than everything breaking right for the colts to win the division. I doubt this ever happens as BOB would get crushed by the media/ownership if a miracle did occur, but its possibly the smart decision, especially considering how good this team looked coming off a week of rest earlier this season.
     
  13. Houstunna

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    Be nice if Bengals win tomorrow, so we can immediately strategize.
     
  14. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    It'd be interesting to see what BOB does with Weeden, Hoyer and Daniels for the game against JAX, when we're officially in. Maybe Hoyer for the first, Weeden for the second and Daniels after halftime to close out the game? I dunno.
     
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    Bengals winning over the Broncos increases our chances of getting the Jets as our playoff opener at home right?
     
  16. Bob Barker 007

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    People on here are talking like the Texans have been jinxed. SMH. That's a bunch of bull****. It would take a true miracle for the Colts to make the playoffs. I will put money in the tip jar if the Colts make the playoffs and the Texans do not. Let me repeat: the Texans will make the playoffs.
     
  17. Indaface

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    Yup with that result if things go as planned week 17 it would be broncos @ chiefs and jets @ texans first round
     
  18. sugrlndkid

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    Not sure what to do...a 100 dollar bet on that 10 game parlay...to win 64,500

    OR

    Root for them...lol
     
  19. TheRealist137

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    lol yup, there is no such thing as a jinx when the chances are 99.7%. Texans will make the Playoffs, buy your tickets now and don't make any hard plans on Saturday/Sunday in two weeks.

    Colts have a .03% shot, jinx that mother f***a
     
  20. donkeypunch

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    LOL! F*UCK THE COLTS!
     

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