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TERRIBLE NEWS: DOG PREGNANT WITH FACE

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Ubigman, Sep 18, 2011.

  1. Ubigman

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    I have some sad news my friends, hope you can help me through this. Well heres the story guys. It turns out Hampson has now been diagnosed with the face of a leopard. I took him to the peoples vet earlier this week to discuss about the sudden increase thats been occuring. Vets tell me thats its genetics.

    I dont know what to do. Ive tried feeding him more raw oranges but to no results. Even let him in the house once in a while. Recently ive just started ignoring him. Seems to help, but not by much...

    Just devastating. Just so sad what is happening to my new dog at school. I cant even imagine what im going to do now. Hes been my best friend for yurs. If anyone has any advice, please feel free to feel.
     
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    Are you using google translater?
     
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    Watt? Pregnant by leopard, Island of Dr monroe?
     
  5. Ubigman

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    come on seriously guys. I need some advice or atleast some polite sympathy
     
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    i don't even understand what that means!
     
  8. Ubigman

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    I hope your mother is violated by a panther you slob of a suspect
     
  9. gambingo

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    you have a leopard looking dog? that's some cool ****....
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Stalin noted that there were mice in study and complained to President Kalinin about. President thought for moment and suggest, "Why don't put up sign reading 'Collective Farm'? Half mice will die of hunger other half will run away!"
     
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    What a dumb ass thread
     
  12. Ubigman

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    what does have to do with my problem at all? seriously i just knew people would make jokes about it
     
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    I feel ya man......I was ridiculed when my beloved chiuahua Oscar was pregnant with urethra.

    He later died from ass of wildebeast, sad day for me. Prayers sent.
     
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    What's a raw orange, do you usually eat cooked oranges or something?
     
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    It just looks like random words to me.
     
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    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    My mother was a jackal.
     
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