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Tennis star Simona Halep to have boob surgery to improve performance on court

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by madmonkey37, May 30, 2009.

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  1. Hilltopper

    Hilltopper Member

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    You guys are forgetting one thing:

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  2. conquistador#11

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    they're and they're spectacular :D
    bad move on her part!
     
  3. professorjay

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    Oh. My. God.

    They're real and they're spectacular.

    EDIT: conquistador beat me to it, I need to hit the submit button faster
     
  4. wakkoman

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    Folks, this is real.

    :(
     
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  6. The Real Shady

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    Well, I just found a reason to watch Tennis, and now she's going to pull a stunt like this.

    With clever marketing she could suck at Tennis and still be a star with those epic boobs. Take Anna Kournakova for example, great looks, lousy game.
     
  7. Uprising

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    I dated a bulgarian for 2 yrs, and she was thinking about getting a reduction. Ofcourse you know what my opinion of it was. But in the end, I guess it's better for their backs etc.....
     
  8. Gene the PIG

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    Her milks are made fer milkin'
    What else can she do?
    One of these days those milks are gonna milk all over you.
     
  9. smoothie

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    no one said she's going to be left with A's or B's.

    double D's are too big for a girl her size. she'll need back surgery later, with or without tennis.

    if she went down to a big C it would probably be enough to maintain the sex appeal as well as improve / game. but most importantly, maintain her sex appeal.
     
  10. pmac

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    Yeah, Serena has to lug around her huge backside as well.

    ...but Serena is tanked. She has the muscle to support that.
     
  11. Cowboy_Bebop

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    All she needs are those superbra...
     
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    Whats with you man?!?!?

    Were talking about breast REDUCTION here. Not 'Enhancement'.


    Like a wise man once put it, "Its like slapping god in the face".
     
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    Haha that would be awesome if she changed her mind. What a brilliant PR move :)
     
  16. VanityHalfBlack

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    *******!!! Must be that Romanian milk and cheese she's been feeding off of... How does her momma look, I want to see where the source comes from...
     
  17. glynch

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    I guess I'll have to take up tennis again.
     
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    This is the most depressing thing I've heard all year :(
     
  20. Royals Ego

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    i wanna see her play golf.......
     

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