set off the smoke detector once..... but in all honesty, in hs i wud let them go by the lockers, one time the ppl in the surrounding the area thot somebody dropped a stink bomb.
Basketball referee chapter information/training pre-season meeting. I am the youngest, 21, and the whitest man in the room by far. It's all coaches, former coaches, former players... essentially 30-50 year old black school teachers and former ballers who do this for the fun/exercise of it, or just love of the game. I had Kung Pao chicken before, and as soon as the two hour presentation started, so did my bout of *hot* farts. They were, uh, warm, and smelled like wet trash. I couldn't keep them in, for like twenty minutes. All the guys around me are looking around in the corner of their eyes, I knew they smelled it. It f**king reeked. I stared straight ahead and pretended to be bored and kept pulling out my phone as if that were some sort of alibi. I wouldn't dare get up and got to the bathroom because that would have outted me as the source. Someone three rows behind finally interrupted the official lecturer/teacher guy shouts "Whoo, weee. Somebody sick, mayne. Somebody needa doctor. Mayne, somebody sick." I shrugged, looked around as curious as anyone else and laughed it off with the rest of them. Afterwards told two of my friends in the chapter it was the late, new guy with sandals and a polo hat. The accusations fit, and the story spread, exonerating me. He will always be known as hot farts guy.
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The worst is when you let 'em fly in the car, and then somebody needs a ride and there's no time to air out. They get in, and there's no escaping, no one to blame.
