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Tell me a joke!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Man, May 25, 2009.

  1. Man

    Man Member

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    haha, first time I got that question in an interview, I thought it was pretty ridiculous. I said something about how the Suns were going to win the championship now that they got Shaq. I think Shaq had just been traded the day before or earlier that day.

    But...I know it's likely to be asked again, so I want to prepare. Still haven't found a joke yet. :p
     
  2. CharlieMurphy

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    How about this joke?

    <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ImorUXUBPew&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ImorUXUBPew&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>
     
  3. Jugdish

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    Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

    The first muffin says, "Holy sh-t, it's hot in here!"

    The second muffin says, "Holy sh-t, a talking muffin!"
     
  4. ChenZhen

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    Why are black people so tall?

    Because their knee grows...

    Don't think you should use this...
     

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